cheesy pick up lines xD

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kissmyaxe, Nov 8, 2014.

  1. Was very very bored so decied to have some fun and share/ hear the stupidest pickup lines you know :) here are a few of my favorites:

    -Hey girl are you a parking ticket? cause you have fine written all over you!

    -If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

    -Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

    -Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

    -Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!


    let's hear some of yours! :lol:
     
  2. Seems sexual. Sexual turn off.
     
  3. Ik lots of cheesy pickup line and these are BY FAR the worst I've ever read
     
  4. Nohaa did you fall from heaven?
     
  5. Because you loom like an angel
     
  6. SIKE. I thought u fell from heaven cuz ur face is ****ed up :D
     
  7. It defiantly is xD
     
  8. Hey baby, let me Mozzarella my Cheddar all over your Montrey Jack while you put your Brie up my Cambert.
     
  9. Babe if you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber
     
  10. Am an astronaut and the next place am going to explore is Uranus
     
  11. Where u born on a chick farm because you sure do know how to raise cocks
     
  12. Hey I'm Benny.

    Works everytime.
     
  13. What had 100 pins and keeps the hulk back my trousers
     
  14. Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
  15. :lol:
     
  16. do you like anime? my favorite is me you fucky fucky
     
  17. Are you okay? It looks like it hurt when you fell from heaven
     
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