Support. I can't stand low effort CF requests. So, I have decided to help you CF enthusiasts a little bit by providing you with a template in which you can copy and paste. Copy/paste and revise as necessary: OFFICIAL CF REQUEST Good (morning, evening, or afternoon), my name is _______ and I am formally requesting a cease fire from ________.<---(insert not only the name of the player, and clan, but perhaps an adjective to dress the player up as someone very good at kicking your ass...like "the amazingly talented" or "the insatiable") I have attempted to _______<-----(insert reason you started biting off more than you could handle) and have failed in that action. ______<------(attacker(s)) has definitely shown me that my course of action was not the correct way to operate my kingdom in this game, and I sincerely apologize for my actions. Please, I beg you, cease all actions against my clan and kingdom, I bow to your will and await your demands. My gold/pots/and shards have suffered enough. My wife, kids, and/or mom and dad can no longer handle the onslaught and outbursts from me as I rage out like the Incredible Hulk in my living room every time I log in and find my account barren and zero. In return for your CF, I will gladly offer you ____ Seals of the Damned, ____ Horns of Calydor, and ___ of my highest ranked members will become a perm in your clan. Please consider our health and well being in making your decision. Good day sir/madam.
Good morning, my name is chicken nugget and I am formally requesting a cease fire from pizza. I have attempted to edit this post, pizza has definitely shown me that my course of action was not the correct way to operate my kingdom in this game, and I sincerely apologize for my actions. Please, I beg you, cease all actions against my clan and kingdom, I bow to your will and await your demands. My gold/pots/and shards have suffered enough. My cat, blender, and/or mom and dad can no longer handle the onslaught and outbursts from me as I rage out like the Incredible Hulk in my living room every time I log in and find my account barren and zero. In return for your CF, I will gladly offer you barbeque of the Damned, -6 Horns of Calydor, and none of my highest ranked members will become a perm in your clan. Please consider our health and well being in making your decision. Good day, dad
I fear that one day some poor sap will employ this template. Burn this thread... Why? It's simple. Because we'll lose that originality and butthertedness we witness from people improvising.
I have deduced that originality and butthurtedness have lost their luster and needed to have a "ground zero" to start with. Melissa has used my thread wisely. If not as a template, but as a way of life.
Yet another obnoxious and outlandish, attention seeking and self righteous thread by none other than willy.
Good morrow, peasant, my name is Iron(Fe) and I am formally requesting a cease fire from the totally destructive Oxygen(O). I have attempted to be an awesome element and have failed in that action. Oxygen(O) has definitely shown me that it is as destructive as ****, and I hate him so very much. Please, I beg you, cease all actions against my elemental structure and forms, I don't bow to your will and await your demands. My protons have suffered enough. My protons, neutrons, electrons, and my other bits and pieces can no longer handle the onslaught and outbursts from me as I rage out like the Atom-Smasher in my nucleus every time I check and find my rusting full and over 9000. In return for your weaponry, I will gladly offer you Nuclear Damned Seals,Horns of California, and 9001 of my electrons so you can reach elemental Nirvana. Please consider my stableness and radioactiveness in making your decision. Go away, peasant.
This is so funny. Aside from your repetitious use of the word 'outlandish'. You perfectly described your own foruming style.