If you want to get hit but a bus the guide is to just jump in the road and yell I want the bus gods to run me over and then say I am a fatty and I wood love for the car gods to run me over and If that dissent work have a little kid take a shotgun and I think you know what happens next or you can have your child go to play practice and than shoot her family up while she's gone and then when she comes home write in blood it's all your falt and than she'll get really depressed and use my guise to get hit by cars!