Best ways to infect someone with your cold

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by vic_, Nov 13, 2014.

  1. Colds suck. I want everyone to feel my pain.

    So

    Should I repeatedly sneeze in the faces of all who cross my path or just go all out and force feed them my mucus?

    Tehe. Imagine their silly little immune system failing to eliminate my oncoming hoard of hostile pathogens... oh the sweet pleasure these thoughts bring

    where did all the coffee go

    Dayd dah dayyyyh dahh dayda da da daaah

    You
    need
    a
    holy
    ghost
    enema
    right
    up
    your
    -

    H-h-h-holy-y ghost

    Wuub wub wuhb wuuuub

    ...
     
  2. I think I love you.
     
  3. Why does this thread exist?

    Why does the answer to life, the universe, and everything equal 42?

    Both of these are mysterious and unanswered questions.

    Care to explain OP?
     
  4. I hear sky diving without a parachute provides the maximum possible radius of exposure do to the high elevation and large fallout range.
     
  5. I don't want to be the first to say it so I won't.

    *zips lips shut*
     
  6. I've got an excellent idea!!!!! It's called locking this thread!!!!! :p :p :p :p :p
     
  7. Please someone tell me wtf did i just read?
     
  8. One does not simply lock a brilliant thread.

    You know this.

    I know this.
     
  9. Well I think I just found the anti Christ 
     
  10. Why does this thread even exist?
     
  11. Why not Ebola?
     
  12. Kiss random people on the street.
     
  13. Because the op wrote it and pressed submit.

    The deeper reason is probably because he has way to much caffeine in his system as well a cold mixed with high levels of boredom.

    So he made a post that was crazy in nature to witness and enjoy the reaction.

    Honestly it was a funny read and it is nice to see a thread that doesn't take it's self so serious.
     
  14. You act like these poorly written, bad attempts at hilarity are rare.

    Clearly our tastes in comedy are different.

    *Leaves thread*
     
  15. Sneeze in the air vent system in a heavily populated office building.

    OR

    Go on a plane..... And start having a coughing/sneezing fit
















    I have Ebola
     
  16. Border patrol must love you :lol:
     
  17. AAAAAHHHHHHCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'


    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have infected you all