Colds suck. I want everyone to feel my pain. So Should I repeatedly sneeze in the faces of all who cross my path or just go all out and force feed them my mucus? Tehe. Imagine their silly little immune system failing to eliminate my oncoming hoard of hostile pathogens... oh the sweet pleasure these thoughts bring where did all the coffee go Dayd dah dayyyyh dahh dayda da da daaah You need a holy ghost enema right up your - H-h-h-holy-y ghost Wuub wub wuhb wuuuub ...
Why does this thread exist? Why does the answer to life, the universe, and everything equal 42? Both of these are mysterious and unanswered questions. Care to explain OP?
I hear sky diving without a parachute provides the maximum possible radius of exposure do to the high elevation and large fallout range.
Because the op wrote it and pressed submit. The deeper reason is probably because he has way to much caffeine in his system as well a cold mixed with high levels of boredom. So he made a post that was crazy in nature to witness and enjoy the reaction. Honestly it was a funny read and it is nice to see a thread that doesn't take it's self so serious.
You act like these poorly written, bad attempts at hilarity are rare. Clearly our tastes in comedy are different. *Leaves thread*
Sneeze in the air vent system in a heavily populated office building. OR Go on a plane..... And start having a coughing/sneezing fit I have Ebola