Being a Moderators Slave This is a simple step by step infomercial about being a moderators slave. But before I can get to that I must explain how I know so much. I'm personally the slave of Drgn. He's usually a very nice, kind, and beautiful master. However, if you disobey one of his raging orders, you may get a mighty spanking! :cry: *Note: Spankings hurt really bad* Being a slave isn't very hard in theory, but when put into action it can be extremely difficult. That's why I stress to players considering slavery as a KaWreer path one thing. That leads us to step 1.. PACK A LUNCH! One of the most important things is to make sure you have a healthy and nutritious lunch. Since you'll be pleasing the mods in every nasty and unthinkable manner, you have to be full of energy to get the job done. I usually pack a lunch of some Liver flavored, real beef dog food. However, for you cats out there, I would stick with some poisonou.... I mean Popcorn flavored tuna. This leads me to step 2... LEARN TO COOK! Cooking to please your master is by far the most important thing. Like they say... a way to a persons heart is through the stomach. If you simply take a couple drops of poiso... Popcorn juices mixed with turkey legs, you should be able to please them. Popcorn Juiced Turkey Legs is what I usually cook Drgn and Slayerbob for lunch. Don't forget the napkins of course, as they sometimes eat messy like... Which leads us to step 3... BATHE YOUR MASTERS! While I won't say bathing my master is my favorite part, I will say it's definitely entertaining! Scrubbing them on every part of the body is very helpful, and keeps your masters nice and sexy for public appearance. Since they are a public figure, they have to be very pure and clean so they can have a nice, fresh, and bright color of green paint on there bodies. So we know they are mods.. Which again brings me to our next step... DONT MENTION MODERATION! I've found the worst thing I could possibly do, and always results in a painfully nice booty spankin, is mention being a moderator to a moderator. When mods come home for the day, they don't want you mentioning the 7000 pms they've received from the same person... (sorry Moody and Kezzer I do that to you all the time :lol So the best thing to do is to eliminate that person.. Which leads us to guess what... Step 5 ASSASSINATION PROCLAMATION Sometimes your masters don't like certain people that pm them more than once(I never do that). So they will ask you to.... eliminate these people. The best way to do it is by bringing a cake to them, but mix the cake mix with "Snoopy's Ultra Killa Poison Cake Mixer for Cake Mix" This will get the job done in approximately 14 hours, and they will die due to over excessive bowel movements. After this your master should love you... Which doesn't lead us to the next step, and actually leads me to say this... Spread love to your masters. "Drgn, I love you. Forever and ever. -Steve Harvey, the most famous Gameshow host of ATA Games"
Scrubbing on every body part so they're sexy for public appearances... Are you sure you're talking about drgns moderating role and not his night time stint at a strip club as a dancing jigalo?!
Berleezy, I don't usually correct grammar or spelling but it's "Bathing a grown man's ass"... The prepository adverb goes behind (..yes.. Behind) the noun.. I am sure gay people would know that..
Snoopy You forgot to mention forging pm messaging, fetching mail, burning troops, and tending to the garden
I'm pretty sure it's gigolo,unless you mean juggalo...then again I suppose he could be bustin those moves to some ICP?¿? :-D