Bacon Cakes! How to make em' without burn in the house down! Mmmmmm that smells just like momma used to make. So there have been a few threads today about making things with bacon. I'm here to tell you that they have it all wrong, there is only one way to eat bacon. Step 1: Cook some bacon, none of that cheap stuff. The bacon you need is 17 dollars a pound, you will need 10 pounds of this. cook the bacon in the oven at 350 degrees for about a half hour. here is a finished picture of what you should have. stack it up like this: Oh boy does that look good or what. Step 2: Buy some store brand cakes from the dollar store, the cheaper the better. It should look like this: oh yeah moist deluxe just how I like it. Bake it using the directions on the back of the box. After you cook all 12 of the ones you bought, frost them with vanilla frosting. it should come out looking like this: Step 3: Add detail. Also Bacon. Then eat! Warning: Do not consume the Bacon Cake without written consent from a doctor. Bacon Cake has been known to cause Type 2 diabetes, Obesity, Raised Blood Pressure, and death.