In before silence? Seriously? I pop in after a year of inactivity and people are still idiots. The last trendy thing I remember was "inb4lock" or something like that. Then it got banned. Or was it "first"... I can't remember.
op, this thread spoke to me in ways no other thread has before. im tearing up at how beautiful it is. I even shared it on Google +. devs, please, best of this immediately.