Another Anti-Guide

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Burningclaw, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Antiguide to The world of Kaw!!!

    Required objects:
    1:No Friends
    2:An iPod
    3:a KaW account
    4:10 bucks



    If you have the required objects you realize that this forum sucks but if you follow these directions....YOU GET A CLAN(Warning a optional 70-80 dollars might be a good idea)

    Step 1: Grow to be stronger then the people in your clan!!!
    Farm every one weaker and do this a many times as needed until you are banned from 5 or more clans(the optional 500 clans will be YOURS)

    Step 2:get farmed by the 5 clans until they start posting hate mail on your wall...(never respond if you do they will have a Perma link to your profile)

    Step 3:get yourself silenced for 24 hours(If you want you can get yourself Perma-Banned from Forums AND Every thing else[this decreases the chances of being attacked cause they can't find you any where else])

    Step 4: wait out the Time until they "stop"(if they don't double check step 2)

    Step 5: BLOW ALL YOUR MONEY ON THE PRO PACKS!!!!

    Step 6: make 1 clan and give it away to a N00b!!!

    Step 7:repeat step 6, 5 times!!!

    step 8:By now you will be loved even thou you waisted all your money and are getting farmed by a hobo on his stolen iPod

    Step 9: you now have X100% attack because all your money spent!!!

    Step 10: beat the ^^^^ out of the ppl you gave the clan to.

    Step 11: watch as your clans slowly kill themselves....

    Step 12:laugh at your insanity!!!!!!!!



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




    P.S. I am TOTALY responsible to all your sew cases, thank you and GTHO
     
  2. Hahaha very good Burning!!!
     
  3. Who are you?