Welcome to KAW news! On this thread we will go over things that have already been talked about! From the weather to the frontlines! KAW Action news starts, Now! After months of advertising his prototype weapon the Fembot with pistol jugs, AshesOfEden stuns us all with his new PvP equipment, a batman chest plate with bat nipples and a crotch pistol. Blindsided by the unexpected change and zombie strippers, everyone at the reveal subsequently was killed when Ashes fired off his pistol when attempting to.. Well there was a lot of blood. Chooxh and joe_ return to forums after taking a hiatus from the public. These two veterans prove to us their merits by engaging fellow forumers and gamers to be better. In joe_'s one liner he creates heavy discussion to push players to find ways to improve the game, by both being better players and by coming up with suggestions to the developer. In Chooxh's novel of a post he challenges forumers to make better forum threads and in doing so, shows basically everyone how it's done. So here's to them for inspiring this thread! I can hear it now, Chubby Chaser screaming no support as I write this. The feels man, the feels. Thanks for the fandom! The developers release new art work, loading screen, and FaceBook advertising and everything actually looks damn good there. They also released a new EB that only, what, 4 clans can defeat. But it is in the name of forward progress. I acted like a raving lunatic and got into a verbal debate against mods and kaw_community over... Huh.. My sponsors told me I am not allowed to talk about that on air. AJ, the smurf, I mean VK announced this month will show the return of MGTD and a few other goodies for y'all. And the developers announced that they will be holding a short event next week to test their new event feature. - College kids are already prepared to fail their finals and trolls are lining up! OSW Apoc and Zaft public OSW is still carrying strong. Both sides claim to be destroying the other while getting no incoming in return! #AllianceOSW_Issues WDGAF and Invictus has an OSW that only makes it to the media if one of the sides do well in PVP events New Age and Immortal Death Dealers are still looking for active accounts in Yafi and Kings Lounge. This would be a public affair but, let's just say the moderators get overtime pay when it pours out into forums. There is also quite a few other OSW's between smaller clans going on! With such carnage the game still keeps to it's old philosophy "better to be naked and in love then allied up and alone..." Or something like that. I like turtles [title2]Weather[/title2] Noob tears are still falling in much of KAW, so much so that it turned the water into blood! I caught up with Jesus over in iG about this event. I didn't do it this time I swear, ask Satan! So I asked Lucifer who was hanging out in smash and he told me off the record to place my microphone in my (expletive) After that I found the reason. Apparently this blood rain is the result of kaw_community and kaw_creative feeding the dev, KAW, to their pet shark. The reason, I was told, was because Jawler the Shark wasn't allowed to have his own EB and Sharks are people to.. Because, you know, you are what your eat. That's it for now, I am the Rusted Knight of Serenity saying good night and good fight! *This broadcast is sponsored by WD-40. If the host used us, he would still have a few loose rusted bolts" #SupportHipsterGingerArkosa
That reminds me.. I saw a recent web post about a tv presenter stripping naked on live tv whilst presenting the news... On a side note, it was refreshing to see a new icon and splash screen, it looks great! Though I was disappointed to see the same UI which seems pretty **** compared to the splash screen. Idk maybe it would be better if the colour scheme was altered to match.
I know. That makes it more hilarious. Their diving profits and 5 year old unupdated pvp system definitely make it #1 /end sarcasm
True, Now since / means end(lock) and you basically said end end sarcasm, does this mean you actually do not plan to end your sarcasm?
Ah rusty... I remember when u first joined forums and got big cuz u posted a very vivid and well written story about your gf and your friend pretending to reset your account and such other hilarious activities :lol: The standard still hasn't let up, good read, good thread
May we all take a moment of silence for kaw and hope that his killers are caught . Though he may not have been the brightest man in denying Jawler his time to shine (It wasn't me!), I'm sure he could have eaten a few support members instead. But onto more important matters: #SupportHipsterGingerArkosa