Summer ASW – A Recap - More or Less So there we all are – ASW is over. All is as it usually is. People want to compete even if they are not in top 10k players. Noob tears have been spilled, Inactives have been named and shamed, Raging has emerged about moles (real or imagined). I thought I would run down a few of the things that happened to me and others while participating in the ASW. First off when I joined I got matched up in the same clan as _____Frog____o_0 So I thought to myself “Ash, you may have a chance this time.” _____Frog____o_0 is a great WC and with any luck with would have gotten a couple of decent trackers and so…. I start filling out the Spreadsheet for war. As I do and I am developing carpal tunnel syndrome I get a vision. Now, I’ll say this to all of you kids, be careful if you are using unlabelled bottles not to confuse vodka with water. Anyways, it seems that the vision was right ‘cause within 10 minutes we get reshuffled. And I end up from being a Manticore to facing them. WTF, I say to myself as I scroll down the Manticores’ roster. I see D-A (I always imagined her as a superhot D-A) _____Frog____o_0 – well we all know he was shooting for a third consecutive title Vamperous my clan mate who resembles either Leland Sklar from ZZ Top Or Saruman, take your pick. That’s when I thought to myself “No dice.” To make things worse our team had a good WC but no proper tracker. It was so bad that I tried to track their top plunder people with paper and pen I really felt this small Let’s just say it could have gone better We held our own till about 1 hour from the end, but D-A and _____Frog____o_0 had kept half of their crystals for a mad rush at the end. It was like… BTW, D-A and _____Frog____o_0 both WCed – together – now that is the definition of overkill. So anyways,I head back to Carnage and watch others trickle in as they get defeated, chat with other warriors from different clans and many come in with the same story. ‘We thought we had them till the last hour…” Ahahahahahhahaah…. FOOLS All of us So _____Frog____o_0 gets its triple crown And I learn a valuable lesson: ASW recap thread do not contain enough bikinis Disclaimer: things may or may not have happened as perceived and reported.
And even if you don't like her face you can scroll just that much past it... Win win .. You're welcome
I did the finals. It was like a weekend indi war with only more noobs. It was not something i would be interested in doing again.