Am I Weird??

No, I'm pretty sure everyone does that. It's what I do on Wednesdays and Fridays between 2pm and 8pm.

 

Sometimes I put my hands in my armpits and smell them, superstar!

 

Support

 

Seems legit.

 

Why yes. .

Even the simpsons do this . . .

 

No. I do that sometimes... Except that I'm actually a beached whale when I do that.

 

Is it weird that I wanna join you? You still owe me a vaseline race rematch!!

 

Can I join?

 

But.. That's when I do that....

Are you me? Or am I you?

 

O__o? What the hell happened in here?

 

May I join as well??

 

Done.

 

Oh man, what a coincidence!  We must be long lost twins or something

 

Let me have my 1v1 with Cucumber first!!! Then we can get a tournament going, BYOV! (bring your own vaseline)

 

Sometimes I like to throw pamphlets in people's faces and then start thrusting in a rhythmic fashion.

 

Sometimes I like to bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.

I also like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Before anyone asks, yes, I'm a great pretender.

 

Yes