Advice from a newb to newbs about volleys, clans, and wars

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by bunny_sneezes, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. It's like a disease, and you see it everywhere, newbs asking for adminship and clans, so here is my response:
    clans and adminship
    "any clans i can join and be admin in?"
    :D hun, if you want admin, you better work your booty and act like one before i just hand one over
    "anyone selling a free clan wall me"
    this one gets me every time! those who haven't worked won't eat :lol: besides, who SELLS a FREE clan??

    volleys
    i am new, can i have a volley pls? <$1b-10b hire value: :p sure! let's help you :D
    i am new, can i have a volley pls? >$10b hire value/ no growth: :lol: sure lemme volley you.... NOT! :x

    resets
    :!: When you reset, you lose all lands and non-permanent equipment, also, YOUR OWNER LOSES ALMOST ALL OF THE MONEY THEY SPENT ON HIRING YOU! :!:
    resets are all well and good, when you know what you are doing, but my advice is:
    1) let your owner know that you are resetting
    2) let your clan know you are resetting
    3) let yourself know you are resetting (ie: do i really want to lose all my progress if i am still learning how to play?

    wars
    So, you want to war? *rubs chin* Show me what you got :D
    i love wars, you love wars, we all love wars (well, maybe there have been some lame matchups recently)
    if you want to war, expect a 3v1 from the clan; if you have no xtals, you better be able to show us you can hold your own in a war without them ;)

    Sincerely,
    the biggest newb in kaw, c6h12o6
     
    #1 bunny_sneezes, Jul 19, 2013
  2. Newb means you're new to a game. You have the 120 day loyalty achievement.
     
    #2 Penguin, Jul 19, 2013
  3. @ penguin. See? I AM a newb :D
     
    #3 bunny_sneezes, Jul 19, 2013
  4. I'll reset on my owner any day. I'll screw anyone over who gets in my way
     
    #4 --a_hero--, Jul 20, 2013
  5. yeah, let me know how that goes for you when you actually start growing ;)
     
    #5 NEVERMlND, Jul 20, 2013
  6. I was bigger then you before I reset
     
    #6 --a_hero--, Jul 20, 2013
  7. then why did you reset? surely it must feel amazing to have been bigger than a tiny gh like me :shock:
     
    #7 NEVERMlND, Jul 20, 2013
  8. Some faggot hired me
     
    #8 --a_hero--, Jul 20, 2013
  9. I don't give a **** how many stats you had. It's the knowing how to act with those stats.
     
    #9 TX-Bacon-Narwhal-Nutella-TX, Jul 20, 2013
  10. i agree with bacon; it is not about the cs, but the strategy :)
     
    #10 bunny_sneezes, Jul 20, 2013
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