Hi, in this forum post everyone is going to be adding on to a story. I'll start. And with these knives I had stabbed my enemies relentlessly. Until I knew my precious apple pies were safe.
...but when I returned to the kitchen, the apple pies were gone. I found a trail of crumbs...and followed them into the closet.
..whilst in the closet, we came upon an annoying parrot. CenterOfAttenious The Parrot. This parrot, spewing negativity and ignorance, held captive, the illustrious apple pies.... *Due to confusion, I have edited my posts...because Ladyboss' original comment has disappeared from the thread. Likely deleted by her, to eliminate the one post that began the greatest story time in KAW history. A sign of guilt? You decide! Luckily, I remember what she said, which I have quoted a snippet above for reference.
....as the aroma of apple pie filled the closet, CenterOfAttenious the parrot began the ritualistic chant of the Yeti.... "UHHHHHHHEXCUUUUUUUASE MEEEEEE" The skies darkened....
@ladyboss He is only trying to get rid of a pesky person. This forum post is for fun not for rude people.
ALAS! Harkened words had been spoken, the skies continue their shady trend... CenterOfAttenious The Parrot has began devouring the pies, and negative vibes began to pour from her knappy feathers....
In a rash flutter of thought, the brave and brilliant OPious The Steel, entered the closet, guns a blazin'! He drew upon the squeaky parrot, and fired his payload!
I mean... As we gathered the pulp of our beloved dessert, the faint sound of the knappy parrot can be heard, barely, like....wayyyyy off in the distance. We moved our funeral into the kitchen, and fetched a gallon of vanilla bean ice cream from the freezer...