This is a thread explaining who is a topper champ than salty. The tldr answer of course is me. Reasons why I am the topper champ of salty- 1) I used a bigger word to express how great I am 2) I only listen to my own mixtape because it is hotter than supa hot fire 3) I don't use full stops when I make threads, this instantly makes me 1trill more street wise than any other scallywag For those that donut know, a scallywag is a street term for an infidel only not quite as harsh 5) Because 4) is so much topper champ your mind will melt from my cool shine laser beam 6) I know the majority of swear words yet never use them, how hipster can one get i dare ask :lol: 9) because 9 is the only true number after 6 10) Nobody can be bullied on kaw, it's physically impossible, salty merely put that he helps bullied people to appear like a hero when really hes just salty 10) because 10 wasnt really a point more just a dig at salty- my stats are better than any challenger 11) I beat kawcaine without a replacement addiction, I am unaddicted by choice 12) I use B) a lot, only topper champs can use it 13) I could chat up your mum or sisters any day of the week if I wanted, but I am a hero and chose not to Now for the FAQ 1) where have u been all my life? A- i was always here 2) does this mean you are god? A- yes of course 3) are you really the topper champ? A- yes I win B) ggizi 10/10 would do it again