A Thread That May Change Your Life

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IlII_x_BlackHandDicty_x_IIlI, Jun 2, 2015.

  1. Ever felt down in the dumps?
    Ready to give up?

    I have.
    And so have you. Probably.

    Likelihood is that you too have watched some form of "inspirational" video on the U-tube manometer.

    These so-called "motivational" series of fast-paced, action packed images are designed to give the ordinary bob something to aim towards.

    To never give up.
    "Anything is possible", they say.

    Or is it?

    If anything is possible, surely the concept of impossibility is possible. Impossible is... Possible. So they say that anything is possible... But if "impossible" is possible, then not anything is possible, as impossibility exists.

    And so, forumers of Kingdoms at Door, I have related to you the greatest motivational material available on the internet.

    Anything is possible OR impossible.

    So, the next time someone says to you:

    You should envelop yourself in the deepest of the depths of your mind. Meditate for a short while. Consider the meaning of life. And you may well reply:

    No one is perfect.
    Although many are t0tal l4ds,
    Most of us are noobs.

    Thank you for taking your time to read this thread from a random dude on the internet who is probably a bigger scrub than yourself.

    Peace.
    ~Dic-tea
     
  2. Beautiful.
     
  3. Everything is not possible. You are not a unique and beautiful snowflake. There is no meaning, purpose or point.

    Have a nice day.
     
  4. That is totally right. Cheers bruv.


    Did I do it right?
     
  5. So this is how AIDS is spread...
     
  6. You must HIV a better joke than that ._.
     
  7. HIV you all lost your mind?


    Aid seems so.
     
  8. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. please aidsplain that gif.
     
  10. He was Tripping off shrooms because he had to eat the drugs to hide it from the cops. The movie was super troopers lol.
     
  11. Oh. Only saw the first part of it. HIVent seen much else of it.
     
  12. That was the first part of the movie. Lol.
     
  13. What exactly did it mean when my therapist said after my 31st visit that, and I quote..."Life is not for everyone to live post, you should seek other alternatives"...

    I am so confused
     
  14. I must HIV missed it. I frequently lose interest in things.
     
  15. Impossible itself says 'I'm Possible'
     
  16. LMFAO. I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.