Early one dull, boring, winter morning a man in his late 40s stepped outside his house to get the morning paper. He breathed in the fresh morning breeze and sighed gratefully "this is the life". The man walked back into his house with a casual ole upon his face as he flicked on the tv and read his paper. His name was Chris. He's lived a pretty normal life aside from the fact that HES THE DEVIL!! TROLOLOLOLOL!!! -_-