A Story of Pure Randomness

So, my friends and I wrote this story in 5th grade for some reason and I just found it so... Why not post it?


There once was a boy named Richondala. He was a little fail, But the fat man came to him, and robbed him. Then that boy went to Applebees. But then the bees all came to him, and ate all his nachos. Then a little kid named Camden came and tackled all the bees, but he was allergic and went to the hospital in a coma after his accident. All the bees said they were sorry for what they did. But it was too late, because doctor Cohen had not been able to save him. Camden was dead. So Richondilla went on to live his life of fear of bees, when Josh, the bo55, came along and kicked the little failsauce in the FACE. Richondulla cried for hours until, the killer bear came up to him and gave him a turkey, but it just happened to be rigged and it EXPLODED!!!!! #swagrid. And everyone died happily ever after... Except for the is poor guy name Timothy who ended up with a disease that made him eat himself after he was stuck inside of a beehive. So, doctor Cohen tried to help Timothy, but she failed epicly and ended up getting stuck inside the beehive after injecting Timothy with a diseased rabbit to make him turn into Gollum. So for Timothy to escape the beehive,he had to work really hard. But to cure Timothy’s injuries, he needed a doctor, but doctor Cohen had turned into Gollum too.The bees had frightened Gollum so much that he had tried to escape, and got stung to death and made into food. So now it was all up to Timothy to escape. But wait, a loud voice had been heard, who could it be? Well, Josh the bo55, of course. He’d get Timothy out, but a wild Wyatt appeared and ended up eating all the bees, which kinda ruined that part of the story, but Wyatt ate too many bees and turned into the queen bee. He then EXPLODED when Diabetes hit him, so he got really fat. Josh the bo55 went after the bee, but he got stung and, you guessed it, EXPLODED! Their only chance of escaping, gone. WHY THEM!?!? BUT AS SOON AS THAT HAPPENED (caps lock necessary) A WILD CHARIZARD APPEARED! The Charizard used Solar Power! and killed all of the bees in the hive!What happens next. well... Everything was back to normal. (sort of.) Except when they woke up one morning and found that everyone was somehow revived and there was a Zombie APOCALYPSE! But thats another story, STARTING RIGHT NOW!!!

So, it was a normal morning with all of the characters (that were still alive) eating fruit loops. But all of the sudden, Wyatt, who somehow was revived and back in human form, came rushing through yelling WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! THERES A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! COBY, GODDESS OF EVERYTHING ON EARTH STARTED IT BECAUSE SHE IS PISSED OFF AT THIS PEOPLE ON XBOX NAMED MINNESOTABURNS, THE HIDDEN MASTERS, GOT DRUMS, HURDER OF BUFFALO, KYR SP33DY, FOR TROLLING HER!!! WHY!!!(ha ha ha)!!! RUN!!! But besides that it was a beautiful morning. It was a beautiful morning to, DIE... But that can’t happen now so, Timmy, Richondala and Charizard all got their guns and gave a Small baby a water gun, Wyatt.(Just to make him feel special) Timothy, with his MINIGUN!!!!!!!!!!!, said, “Wyatt you take point through the door, we’ll be right behind you.’’. So Wyatt walked through the door(with his fake gun) and got his face bitten off by a zombie, after shooting him 29 times, and everyone yelled GG Zombie! Josh the Bo55, Who somehow was still fine, got a quad collateral of zombies with his Ballista and all the zombies grew 10 feet tall without their heads on. (the irony) Richondala then grabbed his death machine and shot off the 4, 10 ft tall zombies legs and he was never called a little fail ever again. (except the time when he was eating ice cream and slipped on a zombie head and swallowed the cone, which was covered in zombie flesh, and choked for hours while he swallowed the ice cream and cone whole)But the story is not over. The gang rushed into a house,(by that we meyaan timothy, Richondala, Charizard, and Josh) when all of a suden an evil frog/zombie made a huge roar (and it had terrible breath) that scared us all! charizard was angry because he hates being scared and used blaze! ( a bo55 power for pokemons and a mob in minecraft) he then used his special fire sword (another bo55 pokemon move and an enchant in minecraft) and sliced that frogs throat open. And inside of that frog we found the amazing doctor Cohen! (Josh the bo55 is like omg not this again...(just a random parantha see inside of a parantha see)) So the gang has to escape the planet, because its the only way to escape the disease that the zombies carry. The rocket in the distance looks broken, but thats the only problem. the gang walks to the wreckage anyway and under all the junk they find braden the scientist (and everyone’s like don't bring him)But that is their only hope on getting into space to prevent sickness. in a few hours with the gang fighting off zombies(and braden fixing the rocket) it is finished. the best rocket ever was made.(it even had a break glass in case of zombies box!) Into outer space they go!!!
Up in space they realize that The wild Wyatt is a zombie, (so close...) so the gang had to crash land on the moon. There, the gang meets The Gang, (Dempsey, Nikolai, Richtofen, and Takeo) and decide to team up! Wyatt becomes this super powerful Boss astronaut and almost kills everyone, but Josh, the bo55 takes a bowie knife off the wall, and slits it through his throat, cutting it off. But WYATT is too strong, he comes back to life (and yes I do like to use correct punctuation (I don't know how to spell that word(but you never use quotation marks)))WYATT stared at the gang (they all almost died of his awesomeness) they knew they couldn’t defeat him because he was too big and strong. When he jumped the whole moon shook and the gang fell back down the earth in the ocean. So the splash was so big that it exploded everything( even the other zombies) except the moon, the sun, and earth. And they were STILL stuck with an infected WYATT. On the moon. So the gang ate their lunchables (with their extra airhead candy), and flied to the sun, searching for a cure for WYATTS infection. Dr. cohen can’t find a cure, so she stabs braden and jumps off the rocket (she dies, sadly). So the gang flies to the sun, where they all find a convenient pair of sunglasses, and a trumpet( for richondala) so he played happily (like a BO55), while everyone else cried over his bad playing. The sun was kinda hot, but that never stopped them. WYATT was very close behind. but They continued along, until they came to a halt at the sight of a giant Arjun bug!!! Everyone ran away, except richondala who was forced to listen because he was going to play the trumpet to scare off the Arjun Bug (it worked) because he is sad that he can't play trumpet on the sun. That was their repellant for a long time, until they ran into another problem. The gangs food supply. They had ran out of candy, and crackers. They needed to find a planet potato ware to rule, destroyed, and most importantly, EAT POTATOES (and potato chips and budder.) When they stopped at the planet they gathered as much potatos as they could. Then they were off to find a cure for the terrible WYATT who was close behind them flying through space with wings (of BUDDER) that came from the disease.

Later on, we had lost lots of the gang, Half of the people. The only people left were Richondala, Timothy, Josh the BO55, and of course, WYATT. The people had all been sick from no food, but lots of water. Richondala and timothy and josh the bo55 had woken up from that crazy dream, in the middle of the desert, from hallucination, and now really had no idea what to do. They were all screwed. Just then a huge Zombie came down from space. Oh No it wasn't a dream it was real, they fell off the sun. and a zombie happened to follow them from the infected earth. And crushed them all. YYYYAAAAYYYY, well, sorta crushed them...

 

Well, We also made a part 2 of this so...

 

I'm sorry, I was the only one that used correct grammar in this.

 

It's less random, but oh well.

Awaking from the dust, The gang look around and find out that there is nothing at all around them but blackness. Just a black surrounding, it was dark too. Richondala had a headache. He couldn’t remember why he was here. All he could remember was about, WYATT... WAIT, this is WYATT’S trap. He tried to awake Josh the bo55. Josh awoke in a fright. WHAT'S HAPPENING screamed josh. Richondala settled Josh down and told him the whole story. Josh tried to push against the walls to get out. Richondala said that it was no use he had tried that for an hour. Then Josh found A man in the corner he awakened him and asked him what his name was. He said it was Dana. He had been trapped in this box for days. He said that he was with other people. But then one day a hand would open the rough and took them out and ate them.He said that the hand belonged to a monster and that the monster was a zombie. He said that he was next. Richondala could not let this happen, he was going to escape the box and he had a plan how to.

This was not a huge accomplishment, but Richondala had gotten a tiny hole fit for a mouse to fit through. but it was his only chance of escaping. if this did not work, then nothing will. So Richondala asked the guys for a piece of stone, so when he receives it, he can break out of this box once and for all. A few days had passed of hard work passed, but it had happened. Richondala could escape with Josh the bo55 and dana. of course it was not as easy as walking out. They needed to get passed the undead guards. No guns, doctors,scientists, or even fear was allowed in this situation. this is a job that takes courage. After Richondala had kicked the guards in half (it wasn’t that hard since they were very brittle from being dead so long) and josh the bo55 helped dana leave But there were too many. Richondala was eaten’ by the guard/zombies and turned into one, but the gang (or what was left ) left without him.
That was the end, of our favorite character. anyway, back to the story, Josh helped Dana run across the Stone floor. They ran towards the light. When they got to the end they were out in a forest with a tone of fire trees (trees that were made of fire).Oh Ya and Richondala somehow comes back to life (its a story okay, things happen)

The Two people still alive found out that they were stuck in a game of slender and had to collect all 8 pages. It was creepeir with the zombies lingering around Then They found a Braden (i told you he would be introduced -Braden) who used his magical powers to create a bridge (you're welcome -Braden) and death was on the other side so the boys ran across the bridge and death congratulated them for their sorcery and gave them all one wish. Braden wanted to humiliate death asked for a more powerful wand than anyone else so he gave him one. Ricondala wanted to humiliate death even more asked for the powers to revive anyone dead [and cured]. So he gave him a magical trumpet. And the unwise Timothy, who just randomly appeared out of nowhere, asked for a cloaking device to hide from everything and Death gave him that. as they crossed the bridge Takeo (Takeo hates me -Braden(So does Nikolai and Dempsey, but Richtofen likes you cause he can use your powers to rule the universe! -Josh)) came down from the sun with his gang and killed braden for his wand. And Richondala revived Braden but was not completely in the world so Richondala had to do a voodoo ritual to bring him back to life (he made braden have to do some weird stuff(Thank you -Braden)). Josh the Bo55 was too busy playing CoD to ask for a wish though, so Death just gave him all of the Nazi Zombies perks, WaW-BO2 permanently. When Takeo and his gang saw the xbox and they were like what is that? and ended up playing as themselves fighting zombies exactly like they do in real life.

With half of the gang left they continued their journey (even they didn’t know what they were looking for). Suddenly, the gang heard a noise behind them. It sounded very familiar.... maybe its....WYATT ( the anxiety -Braden)(and yes all those dots are necessary). Anyway, the gang got in there battle stances. Braden with his small wand, Richondala with his AWESOME trumpet, and Timothy with his cloaking device. Josh the bo55 readied his dual hidden bowie knives, (what? oh haha, I guess I could have used them earlier...) then started climbing up the flaming trees like a bo55. Timothy ran away being very stealthy and murmured to himself I knew I should have gotten that flamethrower (ha ha ha).( back to the action) So braden take his puny wand and tries to cast a spell. But sadly he is braden and is not good with video game stuff (I'm better at math and science and english -Braden).(he gets eaten) then Richondala bravely yelled YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL MY FRIENDS NOW IT IS TIME TO DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (all necessary) Richondala suddenly plays Dragon Slayer on his trumpet (for you girls that do choir, dragon slayer is a awesome song we play)AND THEN Random interruption I know you want to see what happens but now I am interrupting you by the way do you know what 2 2= post in the chat. Now where did we leave off.... Oh Ya, so Suddenly WYATT EXPLODED (yes!! -Braden). After all the blood dripped away Richondala saw a figure. He walked over to it. IT WAS WYATT but this time he wasn’t a zombie. It was just plain me, (or him if your name is not Wyatt like mine) but in baby form! So now the gang has to find a way to restore the planets that had been exploded on their way to the moon and the sun. without those planets, what would life be on other galaxies?!

The gang had to go to the NASA lab all the way across the fire tree forest. The problem was that they were running low on food and didn’t have a bathroom. Timothy complained the whole day. Suddenly He couldn’t hold it no more. He peed on a fire tree. this put the tree out. Suddenly the fire tree fell apart (this is just a story anything can happen). Just then a light shined out of the broken tree. It turned into a women. Who are you asked timothy while he was zipping up his zipper (ha ha ha). ‘I am Coby, A.K.A mother nature.” She launched a fireball at timothy. He then takes 2 hits randomly and goes down. (like in nazi zombies,(also its just a story)). Timothy, while being revived by Dana, says “what was that for?” Coby says, “For pissing on my little fire tree.” “I'm sorry!” Timothy said. “Can I join your Gang?” asked Coby. ‘Yaeys” Baby Wyatt said before Richondala could interject. Our mission is to go to the NASA laboratory on the other side of this forest and fix all of the planets we destroyed. Im useful on earth but in space I am just like a regular person except i can go in space without a suit said Coby.

Coby magically teleported the gang to the NASA laboratory. We can use the rocket to go into space, but on the way they met that that scientist Braden! (Josh the bo55 is like, ugh not again) Braden found this awesome new way to make things be like, what's going on? but keeping other things the same. It was called, the BRAIN-CONFUSINATOR (I'm smart, aren't I -Braden) . Oh, thats not the interesting part, it was the fact that you can make things that were there before, turn back into what it was awhile ago if you supercharged it! Braden used this on the broken rocketship to allow them to fly into space. Sadly on the way up, baby wyatt got mad at Coby and threw her out the window (again, its just a story, I know that there are no windows in a spaceship(lie -Braden(Its true, there are windows in a spaceship -Josh))). Coby got very mad and took all of the gas out of the fuel tank with her. “Oh I forgot to tell you, I can still use my powers if I get very mad,” said Coby. She then creates a huge fire explosion and makes the Gang’s rocket explode making the Gang fall to this strange planet called Cubeland.

Josh the bo55, is fine because of the Phd Flopper perk, but the rest of the gang are still recovering from the fall. They are greeted by this friendly Cube Lander named Steve, but Richondala doesn't know who he is so he blows his head off with a desert eagle. The rest of the gang are just like, “Why is everything here made of cubes? even the people inhabiting it?” Baby Wyatt, who has now grown into a 5 year old, tries to kick a block, he then breaks it, but the block respawns and a message appears above his head that says, “Please do not grief spawn”. The Gang finds a sign that says, “Welcome To Clania Warcraft! PvP combat is 100% allowed, and so is griefing. Both after you clear the Spawn area!” They then found a sign that said “Rules: No cussing, no saying random stuff, everyone is mortal, beware of clan wars.” “Well, so much for trying to saving the planets we destroyed,” Dana said. “Yea, like you were even going to complete that, anyway this Brain-Confusinator thing needs to be supercharged again, it was damaged during the crash and used its powers to make it regular instead of being completely destroyed.” said Braden. “Braden! I thought we told you to speak normal!” Timothy said. “Ok fine, this thing needs these things to power this thing so we can get off.” said Braden then muttered to himself, “why don’t people speak mad scientists these days, and I knew I should’ve studied dumb talk instead of playing with the animals in the zoo”. “Thank you, now you heard the scientist, we need to get these things for this thing so this thing can get off us off this thing of a planet ok?” said Timothy. “Got it!” Everyone but Josh said cause he somehow found a PS3 and put in Halo 4 and was on a Killionaire. “Joshua!” yelled Timothy. “Yea?” he replied. “Where are you even finding these things?” “They were in the arcade on the rocket and thought I should use them.” “There was an ARCADE!?!” Timothy said. “Yea” Everyone replied. “Why didn’t you tell me!” exclaimed Timothy. “Well, we tried to, but you were too busy eating nachos in the snack bar...” Dana said. The gang somehow ventured into the wilderness and while Timothy, Dana, and Josh were all arguing about the arcade and snack bar, Richondala was like, “Guys, somehow it turned night and we are being chased by a skeleton army.” At first the gang was like “What?” but when they turned around they were like, “Awww crap. Skeleton army. Goodbye life."

Behind The Gang was a terrifying force of Skeletons with Viking helmets and armed with axes, spears, and swords. They even had a few Skeleton trolls carrying catapults. Timothy was being the stealthy one and hid under his invisibility cloak after going behind a tree. A catapult fired at the tree and the Gang knew this would be a fight to survive, or a game of hide and pray that you won’t be found for Timothy. Richondala loaded his Desert Eagle and readied his magical trumpet, Baby Wyatt, who for some reason now is 8, readied a magical water gun that actually hurts evil things , Dana readied an Ak-47 and a Riot Shield that he randomly found on the ground, and Josh the Bo55 readied his Ballista, dual Tac-45s and a MP5K. (woohoo power of Mule Kick) Braden just readied his little executioner pistol that barely hurts anything except animals and people. They tried shooting the army, but that just destroyed the catapults, the Gang was doomed since they actually had to knock off the skeles’ head.


The Gang was just like, “we’re screwed,” except Josh the Bo55 cause he was knocking off skeleton heads with his high powered sniper rifle. (when it ran out of ammo he used his dual bowie knives) That was when a clan of Cube Landerz came swinging swords and shooting arrows at the Skeletons. The Gang was like, “Yay we’re saved!” but the leader of the Cube Lander clan was like, “Who are you?” and told some clan members to The investigate. When the Gang told their story all the clan members did was laugh. When the leader asked what they were laughing about, they said, “These little noobs think they’re from another planet in a galaxy and they need to restore a broken galaxy.” Just then A giant mech rolls in with Jake the bo55 and thought we were being attacked by the cube landers and destroyed them.suddenly chuck norris descends from the sky and destroys the mech [necessary] and then flies away (what! not Chuck Norris. why did he leave! -Braden) Left defenceless the gang gets into a huddle. suddenly Timo comes out of his invisibility cloak and is holding the king skeletons skull but its still alive.wyatt sees timothy and nods that he should destroy it to kill the skeletons. he destroys the skull by crushing it underneath his shoes and all the skeletons fall over dead[oh the irony].

So, with all the killing going around, the Brain-Confusinator is finally supercharged. Braden shrinks it to mini-sized and gives it to Richondala. Richondala puts it in has pocket. He decides to keep it for later. If the skeletons or something comes, try to confuse them. Or kill them, either way. Both would be fine with him and the Gang. Killing them is a better idea, though. Josh the bo55 is a killing machine. Timo's invisibility cloak makes it practically impossible to kill him. Richondala told Braden to enlarge the Brain-Confusionator. He felt like someone was coming. The Gang would be mad if they knew that someone was following them and Richondala used the Brain-Confusionator on supercharge. It is so strong when it is on supercharge that it could confuse 33,000,000 skeletons.(Ugh we could've used that earlier) The person following them was named Bobby. He has a stash of candy in a suitcase. He asked the Gang if he could join them. Timothy said yes if he gives us candy. So the Gang (including Bobby) set off. Bobby gave everyone Jolly Ranchers. Braden took a blue raspberry, Wyatt took a MAKE ME GROWN UP FORM one, Coby took a poisonous green apple, Richondala took a ! flavored one, Timothy took a Meme obsess flavored one, and Josh the Bo55 took a, wait how did he get a Xbox 360?!? Ugh, well Josh the Bo55 was too busy getting an Osprey in a FFA in BO 2 so...

After the Gang finished their Jolly Ranchers, Wyatt was all grown up, Coby died by poison and was now lying on the floor, Braden’s mouth was blue, Timothy says everything with meme in it,(oh wait he does that already)Richondala was now super alert, and Josh the Bo55, well, was still playing on the Xbox winning a Search and Destroy match 4-0 in a 1v6 (he was the 1) using only a silenced sniper. Other than that, the Gang was just fine and woah, what the helicopter? is that Steve?!? Ok so apparently Steve the Cube Lander came back to life and built us a giant rocket. Richondala was like, “Wait what the, I thought I shot you!” Steve was then like, “Well, you did, but all Cube Landerz respawn and decided to build you this awesome rocket, since I think you just shot me cause you thought I was evil, but really I’m just a...” he never got to finish, Richondala put a bullet in his head for being so annoying. Timothy was like, “Hmmm, something about what that guy said, something about natives respawning...” Just then the gang turned around to see that the Cube Lander clan that almost took them as prisoners were behind them, and they also brought all their allies. The Gang was just like, “ohhh crap, get in the rocket, cause I don’t want to die... AGAIN!” The Gang caught a glance of the king of the clans, who was not a Cube Lander, he is a great dark sorcerer known only by the name, Camodane.