Good day to all Kawers, and today I'm going to post a short thread of a "joke" Now, I don't know how will you react to this so I'm just gonna make it short and straight to the point...here is the "joke". Let someone's name be Bill. Bill was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Not only did he do 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.... 1 day, I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. -The End-
This thread is really short, so I'm sorry for that. And please take note that this is just a joke thread. Do not take it seriously.
I was at my son's birth. It wasn't a miracle, it was disgusting, It was like watching a wet St. Bernard squeezing itself through a cat-flap.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, "That's great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity."
A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?" Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen." "No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion." "But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."