(Note from authour: For maximum enjoyment, imagine me saying this in an educational, presenters voice!) Noobs, noobs, noobs… Noobs make up around about 30% of KaW (along with 20% inactives, 40% actives and 10% other… Things). The best noob reactions are hard to find at times due to complete self worship which leads to a never ending paradox of thinking there bosses and farming in which they expect not to get farmed back. Defining a "Noob" Your average noob metaphorically looks like this: In reality, they look like this: Unfortunately, we can't see what they look like so we can't judge on looks. Look out for: Ragers Show-off farmers People against farming Whinging Promo complainers Beliebers (Farm on all costs) People who are just ****'s in general If you find someone whose trying to buy something expensive with gold (e.g. Getting an expensive ally, completing lands) plus one of the above then thats a bonus. Once you find a noob, try confirming they are one by getting into their clan (the noob MUST be smaller than you so you can pin them). Once in, what are they like? Do they complain about farmers? Do they rage alot? All this info can be gained from Clan Chat. Getting Ready Farming a noob is one thing, the added enjoyment of butthurt/noob tears is another one. The best reactions may come from noobs that are in most cases "Too weak/strong to attack". Don't fear, you now can fight them in real life thanks to this guide: http://forum.kingdomsatwar.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=170336 If you can attack them in KaW then set up some sorta… Set up. What are you gonna do to them? Make them rage to the point where your satisfied? Get them to worship you and make threads saying how awesome you are? There are many different ways? Remember, getting the best Noob tears/butthurtness may not come from just farming. Make false promises like: "If you say in WC how awesome I am then I will only farm you on weekends" then afterwards say you were joking and farm them. When Noobs fight back When they fight back, this can be the start of a proper rage thing. I've sorted to scenario's: Scenario A Keep farming and he'll pour more butthurt out! Scenario B Beware, this shows they're confident that they can get you back. Although there is a possibility that there bluffing, look to see who they're protected by (Respected and Protected wall art) or wether their clan has a farming policy. If they have been having a nice chat with spragga, you want a slight chance at playing KaW again?… Your doomed. **Disclaimer** These methods are NOT tried and tested! Woot! 1000th post!