(Sung to the tune of "We Need a Little Christmas")- by Opaldopal Haul out the Gold Bars! Give us an event before my spirit falls again Fill up the clan lists I may be rushing things, but I need a new event now For we need a little Mithril Right this very minute Battles in the window Items for the winning Yes, we need a little Mithril Right this very minute It hasn't dropped a single scroll But listen Devs we're in a hole So chime in on World Chat Put up the brightest string of ads I've ever seen Match up the war clans It's time we cast some spells to bring us extra gold now For I've grown a little quicker, grown a little stronger Volleyed up my allies, enchanted all my armor And I need some more inferno to enchant my newest gauntlets I need a little Mithril now!