A delta guide - how to one hit war beast

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by llR_-I-_Pll_Delta_llR_-I-_Pll, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. So all ya noobs want to know moose's secret?

    He one hit war beast.

    Well here I am to show you how you can do it.

    30% of the time it works every time ;)

    There are two ways you can do this mystical boring thing.

    The stupid obvious way:
    Check out my eb history in this clan
    Last war beasts I one hit it didn't I?

    All these people saying how did moose one hit warbeasts? You don't have to finish it, you just have to hit it once ;)


    THE LEGITIMATELY LEGITIMATE LEGIT WAY:

    This can be done 3 ways..

    1 - I dunno ask Moose

    2 - Bribe the Devs; they like their moneyz don't they? Maybe one day you'll one hit an actual other player :eek:

    3 - *warning take extreme caution using this method*
    Part 3 can be split into two parts..
    1 - make friends with spragga then get him to put up a stable for you which would mean you can obviously one hit it

    2 - Chain spragga up (blasphemy! :eek: ) then unleash him.
    This may backfire.. So I'll leave you with the usual warning.

    HIDE YO KIDS. HIDE YO FAMILY. GET YO SHOTGUNS. RUN. **** YOU MADE HIM ANGRY. HIDE.

    JUST HIDE.
     
  2. ...... Hmmmm
     
  3. Or, you could give spragga a carrot * you know hes a bunny, right?*
     
  4. He might eat you as we'll though
     
  5. He's a man eating bunny...

    That's why I give him a golf club with a carrot 
     
  6. Thats why you bring more than 1 carrot :)
     
  7. The real way is let everyone hit it till one percent, then kick all actives and make your hit.
     
  8. Spragga>Chuck norris
     
  9. There was a glitch with Warbeasts a while back where only one action was needed to complete it.
     
  10. I see Jesus...
     
  11. Jesus iz liehing yu muzt listen to ma guidez
     
  12. Where is this Ma Guidez
     
  13. MA GUIDEZ

    translation to nonsense language:

    My guide.. A delta guide.. This guide :eek:
     
  14. Ma siester buyded me a house 4 meh to liev in
     
  15. But de houze iz vary chep
     
  16. Lulz

    More moneh for KaWz