3 nagging questions

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Pie, Jan 5, 2015.

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  1. So I have 3 nagging questions which I have been trying to work out for years so I'm hoping I can get them answered here.

    One



    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Seriously it's been bugging me. After years of investigation, I have only been able to work out that it would chuck enough wood to make a coffee table :(


    Two



    What is that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Or are we just judging a person with a rather unfortunate appearance?

    Three



    How many oranges must you eat before you turn completely orange? Now this is one that I'm never going to try so if anyone would like to volunteer to be a willing test subject, I'd give you free oranges for life (and take no responsibility if you do actually turn orange)


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    Any help with these would be greatly appreciated and you would of course be credited when I publish papers on the answers to these very important questions

    Thanks 
     
    #1 Pie, Jan 5, 2015
  2. A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
     
    #2 llR_-I-_Pll_Delta_llR_-I-_Pll, Jan 5, 2015
  3. I love you OP. Kiss.
     
    #3 Seth, Jan 5, 2015
  4. NOT CHUCK!!! I like Chuck ️
     
    #4 Seth, Jan 5, 2015
  5. 1. 666 pieces or wood
    2. The unfortunate creature coming over the hill is Spragga
    3. 911 is the amount of oranges
     
    #5 OkieDokie, Jan 5, 2015
  6. Is this your only account?
     
    #6 llR_-I-_Pll_Delta_llR_-I-_Pll, Jan 5, 2015
  7. Why do you ask?
     
    #7 OkieDokie, Jan 5, 2015
  8. I'm curious
     
    #8 llR_-I-_Pll_Delta_llR_-I-_Pll, Jan 5, 2015
  9. Yes this is my only account that is not a statless alt ATM. I reset and destroy my others 
     
    #9 OkieDokie, Jan 5, 2015
  10. I dont know if its possible to turn into an orange from eating oranges...

    But I know that if you eat enough carrots you actually can turn orange 
    About 1000 a week could do the trick
     
    #10 TheHighHelper, Jan 5, 2015
  11. I never heard orange can turn peope into completely orange too.
     
    #11 --annabeth--, Jan 5, 2015
  12. I think we can all agree that these are very important questions and we absolutely must get to the bottom of this immediately!
     
    #12 special-brew, Jan 5, 2015
  13. That was a long time ago, woodchucks don't chuck wood anymore, they do this

     
    #13 --Mule, Jan 5, 2015
  14. Would we die or...? :geek: :geek: :geek:
     
    #14 --annabeth--, Jan 5, 2015
  15. Pimd trivia?
     
    #15 maddogmorganRenamed, Jan 5, 2015
  16. 1. A wood chuck is a device for holding wood
    2. Looked at your stats, it's not you coming over the hill
    3. Do you know when you've been tango'd
     
    #16 SinfulRaven, Jan 5, 2015
  17. Not very friendly. And I'd agree that I'm not a monster though ;)
     
    #17 Pie, Jan 6, 2015
  18. the answer is Pi
     
    #18 iDeception, Jan 6, 2015
  19. Ur threads lately have been absolute crap.

    Willy mentoring u on forums or something cuz u looking like him

    Try again next time

    #kony2012
     
    #19 PhartacusX, Jan 6, 2015
  20. Nah bruh this is serious. It's life or death. We MUST know the answers

    And nope i haven't been mentored by anyone :lol:
     
    #20 Pie, Jan 6, 2015
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