I Judge Dredd declare war on Moutus for being a mean dragon and scaring all the villagers. I will cross the rope bridge strewn with great an not so great dragon slayers that have tried before me. Although my brothers have failed in their past attempts I will succeed as I am a true EB warrior and Moutus shall fear me. Should he want to live: 1) he can create a CF scroll and paste it in town square. 2)Return all the treasures he's gathered from my fallen brothers 3) fly away and never return to the kingdoms of kaw. With all the 1v1 posts lately I thought I'd post one the PvE players can relate to. Troll away and Farm away if you feel the need. Happy Kaw'ing people's Should these demands not be met I will continue my quest to slay the evil Dragon.
If this was sarcastic why make a thread? Just to spam the forums? Either that, or you're to scared to defend your idea due to some of the snide comments on this thread.
Well, none of y'all can defeat me. I'm like that annoying maggot that keeps appearing in old food. That nasty smell that always appears in your socks. That annoying loading time for your computer. That annoying cramp that you get JUST when you're about to show how fast you can sprint. That annoying assassin that keeps trailing you. I'm always there. Waiting. Watching.