12 Days of Christmas Percy Jackson Style!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Tristan-, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. On the first day of Christmas, Hera gave to me
    A peacock in a golden apple tree!

    On the second day of Christmas, Lord Zeus gave
    to me
    Two lightning bolts and a peacock in golden apple tree!

    On the third day of Christmas, Poseidon gave to
    me
    Three ancient tridents, two lightning bolts, and a
    peacock in a golden apple tree!

    On the fourth day of Christmas, Ares gave to me
    Four shiny swords, three ancient tridents, two
    lightning bolts, and a peacock in a golden apple
    tree!

    On the fifth day of Christmas, Apollo gave to me
    FIVE GOLDEN LYRES, four shiny swords, three
    ancient tridents, two lightning bolts, and a
    peacock in a golden apple tree!

    On the sixth day of Christmas, Artemis gave to
    me
    Six Hunters hunting, FIVE GOLDEN LYRES, four
    shiny swords, three ancient tridents, two lightning
    bolts, and a peacock in a golden apple tree!

    On the seventh day of Christmas, Demeter gave
    to me
    Seven sheaves a-growing, six Hunters hunting,
    FIVE GOLDEN LYRES, four shiny swords, three
    ancient tridents, two lightning bolts, and a
    peacock in a golden apple tree!

    On the eighth day of Christmas, Hephaestus gave
    to me
    Eight Cyclopes forging, seven sheaves a-growing,
    six Hunters hunting, FIVE GOLDEN LYRES, four
    shiny swords, three ancient tridents, two lightning
    bolts, and a peacock in a golden apple tree!

    On the ninth day of Christmas, Dionysus gave to
    me
    Nine drunks a-drinking, eight Cyclopes forging,
    seven sheaves a-growing, six Hunters hunting,
    FIVE GOLDEN LYRES, four shiny swords, three
    ancient tridents, two lightning bolts, and a
    peacock in a golden apple tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas, Athena gave to me
    Ten nerds a-typing, nine drunks a-drinking, eight
    Cyclopes forging, seven sheaves a-growing, six
    Hunters hunting, FIVE GOLDEN LYRES, four shiny
    swords, three ancient tridents, two lightning bolts,
    and a peacock in a golden apple tree!

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, Hermes gave to
    me
    Eleven shoes a-flying, ten nerds a-typing, nine
    drunks a-drinking, eight Cyclopes forging, seven
    sheaves a-growing, six Hunters hunting, FIVE
    GOLDEN LYRES, four shiny swords, three ancient
    tridents, two lightning bolts, and a peacock in a
    golden apple tree!

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, Aphrodite gave
    to me
    Twelve babes a-flirting, eleven shoes a-flying, ten
    nerds a-typing, nine drunks a-drinking, eight
    Cyclopes forging, seven sheaves a-growing, six
    Hunters hunting, FIVE GOLDEN LYRES, four shiny
    swords, three ancient tridents, two lightning bolts,
    and a peacock in a golden apple tree!


    PS: This was written at 3am. Excuse any errors.:lol:
     
  2. K. It's a song.
     
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  4. I made one about kaw. You should too.
     
  5. Haha will try
     
  6. No Hades or Hestia, no support!

    Actually it was a fun read.
     
  7. Haha as a Percy Jackson fan, I totally loved this️
     
  8. :lol: This was focused on the 12 olympian gods. Hades does not stay on Mount Olymous, sadly. :cry:
     
  9. Have a happy happy Demigod Christmas!

    Don't forget to slay some monsters ;)
     

  10. :oops:
     
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  12. Cool. :)
     
  13. This OP dude is waaay too much of a nerd. Find a girlfriend, mate.
     
  14. She is a girl, with someone I think. And nerd is no longer really that much of a bad thing. Just means no football scholarships... 
     
  15. :lol: This. You're hilarious. Happy holidays Frog.

    And by the way ;) I'm proud to be who I am and don't have to try to insult others for what they love or like :)
     
  16. Aha, pretty good song.... I'm going to sing this to annoy people now :lol: :evil:
     

  17. I plan on doing so in my clan at midnight. :cool:


    :lol: