Have you heard of the legendary bacon cookie? Oh... You haven't? That's so sad.. You don't know what you're missing. People have forgotten the ancient tradition of bacon cookie. But not all is lost, the legend still remains, in this forum thread. The legendary bacon cookie is a god that is said to have destroyed SPRAGGA. The bacon cookie created all that we know as life itself. The Big Bang had to do with the bacon cookie, mrs. Bacon cookie, and a few beers. We must all go back to our ways of worshipping the bacon cookie before he destroys our beloved KAW with his swarms of fairies. What is the point of this contest, oh great cookie sage? The goal of this contest is to spread awareness for the bacon cookie. How do I participate in this wonderful event, Mr. Cookie? That's simple, you need to spread awareness of the legendary bacon cookie. Tell Your clannies, tell your friends, explain to WC, post in forums '#LegendaryBaconCookie'; hey, anything that let's people know about the legendary bacon cookie Basically, I have a group of about a dozen people that are helping me keep track of who is spreading this awareness most. We tally points to who WE see most spreading the awareness. In this thread, you may post a 1-5 paragraph essay about the legendary bacon cookie, and how he became legendary. We will also add points to the best few posts. Another way to gain points is to get your friends to post '#(your name)ForBaconCookie on this thread. (Meaning you told them about this thread.) Feel free to pm me ideas about how you think people should be able to earn points, and I may add your idea to the thread. When does this event end? This event ends on January 14th, 2015, awards/rewards will be given out on January 31st, 2015 Oh great back door cookie, why should I participate in this event? Are there any rewards? Argh, be patient.. I was about to explain that! Damn green question thingy... Rewards: 1st place: 5 seals 2nd place: 3 seals 3rd place: 2 seals Winners 1-3 will be pm'd and contacted, they must respond within 72 hours or their reward will be forfeited. (Cookie takes 50% items of all seals dropped for winners as a tax) Negativity WILL NOT be tolerated, and all trollers will be ignored and escorted out of the thread immediately, while losing any chance of winning a seal. All hail bacon cookie and may we all spread enough awareness to avoid being destroyed by his baby bacon cookies. May the bacon cookie be with you. PS: Shan is love, ️Tiq is life. (Inside joke) PSS: I will turn down all bribes (unless you have some tacos, I love tacos) Sincerely, PR of Insane Lord, Legendary Back Door Cookie Sage
Because your post contained idiotic colouring schemes such as that blue. It hurts people's eyes to read.
Cookie, my friend, you have served me well as a PR. However, you shouldve contacted me first before having a fundraiser so that i could threaten your job and take all the seals for myself. Insane Lord