What the...?

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *NecroHyphen (01), Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Look at this story, now back at your life and bake a cake for 20 minutes. Then read the rest of this...

    My golden gold boots of gold, gold made of golden gold is gold. Gold I love like golden gold that shines like gold that is golden like gold.

    Can you read that 5 times at 300MpH, if you can then read on...

    You're a man in a hotel, you see a woman skinny dipping, what do you do?

    A) Skinny dip with her
    B) Watch
    C) get room service
    D) Kill a cow
    E) Lauch a spaceship
    F) Eat a pumpkin

    Now choose...

    Chosen?

    Good...

    Onward and upwards as Will Wonka the 10ft ****, oh that doesn't... Oh

    Anyway...

    Your IQ: 100
    Your IQ after: 100.100

    Can you work it out?

    Obviously the answer is Pie...

    Yummmmmm, Apple juice!

    Can pigs fly? Hippos can...

    Your IQ is dropping and your hate levels are rising, THAT'S BRILLIANT NEWB!

    Now onwards...


    This thread is random or does it have a point, I dont know, you decide!

    A)Yes
    B)Maybe
    C)Dunno
    4) No way

    For men only!

    Your thing Is 3 times the length of your thumb

    You blink 300x more than a woman does in one minute... UNDERWATER

    Your muscles get bigger as your brain size decreases

    Nova for men, yer that's only for manly men...

    Now the womans part:

    You have a thingy at birth, until your 40 then it disappears, I'm talking about looks 

    Your boobs indicate directly to a man as a GPS.

    Your boobs have eyes to a man and a mouth...

    All men are pigs, all women are the mud it rolls it...

    Joke, this thread is pure stupidty feel free to hate xD HI STORA AND ZALN

    I'll might get banned for this, but what the heck, I'm just one of those people!

    And if this doesn't post I'll go crazy...
     
  2. Rofl this is so funny
     
  3. Well....


    I...



    Find this...



    Slightly offensive...



    ROFL
     
  4. Slightly… Odd…
     
  5. BTW it'll probably just get locked
     
  6. Or moved to OT then locked.
     
  7. o_O what the **** did I just read?
     
  8. You are a genius. A master storyteller and the epitome of the human species. I now worship you.
     
  9. Lololololol!!!! 
     
  10. My brain turned into brain mush and then that evoporated and died when I read this.
     
  11. That's what it's their for xD