Dear Devs, I am representing people who are very very busy in real life doing very important things that contribute to society.. And frankly, KaW has gotten way too cumbersome to play for us.. So here are a couple of features that we would like to see. This petition is signed by 10,000 players! Including.. Spragga Hansel Corinthian ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| The wandering villager 1) THE CF BUTTON We want a button that when pressed, will do all of the following simultaneously.. - Write a sincere apology on the winners wall - Write a tearful apology on the forums (with bb codes and pictures that are approved by Ashes) - Reset Pouting like Tinkerbell until devs give us what we want! 2) THE BL UNLOAD BUTTON When browsing thru BL, and we see someone we love, this button will automatically unload both ur bars with full pots on them! ... Yea! 3) THE SWEET SPOT BUTTON Enough of the 3% testing in a clan full of noobs who are itching to hit items!.. This button, when pressed, will do the rebel method and get you straight to the sweet spot (bypassing the god mode) Sweet spot! 4) THE NO MATCH BUTTON Why fight when you can no-match!!! 5) ALLY "VOLLEY" BUTTON Press this and it will: - Buy an inactive ally - Post in WC "Volley my ally to 200B, I keep" - Volley twice - Upgrade - Block anyone who complains Subtle KaW is Illuminati gif 6) BRIBE THE MAGE BUTTON ********* MAGE!!!.. I WANT A BUTTON THAT DOESNT FAIL!!! I'LL PAY ANYTHING!! ******** 7) BUTTHURT BUTTON Forumers! Please suggest what this button should do! I am SO butthurt!! 8) A REAL ALLY SEARCH BUTTON This search will only find Allies that are not owned by *ahem* certain players or clans.. Hehehe 9) THERMONUCLEAR POT This pot, when used, will zero/pin your enemies' bars per shot!!! I will SO buy it just to use once on the biggest LB that I can hit Give us a Beach Volleyball EB! 10) RP BUTTON Comes in choices of: - My Little Pony - Pokemon - Unicorn - PIMD Make them happen Devs! Don't make us send Tim after you! (10,000 signatures)
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Ashes- Your threads are always so funny to read but you ruin them with pictures of ugly women. I'd rather just read your funny posts, but if you insist on adding pictures of women, could you please, you know, put pictures of women that don't look like desperate strippers?
Desperate Strippers!!!!... You mean like *Insert your fav Alliance in osw here.. Ok Knife.. I will UP my quality of desperateness just for u..
I am curious to what knife considers as "quality".. I won't post.. But that zombie stripper from the opening scenes of "Zombieland" comes to mind..