Lol ways to be annoying

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by RenamedVooDoo, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. ______________________________ Yes these are seriously annoying!
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    A few ways to be annoying

    • Keep telling someone " You just a figment of my imagination"

    • Every time a parent or a boss or something tells you something say " That's what you think "

    • Name your dog dog

    • Lick all your food and tell people it's to make sure no one steals your food

    • Leave your blinker on for more then 10 exits

    • Forge the punch line to a joke, but assure the listener it was a " real hoot"

    • Always keep your windshield wipers on in all weather and tell people it's to keep them tuned up

    • Specify that your drive through order is to go

    • Declare your apartment is an independent nation and sue your neighbors for violating your air space.

    • Always wear a bicycle helmet and tell people it's for your astronaut training

    • Stay a few paces behind someone and spray everything they touch with Lysol.

    • Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

    • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
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    • Yes many of you hated and disliked that so don't worry I will make another one on how to be annoying! •
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  2. I meant forget the punch line to a joke not forge