The Phil n Jayde ChatShow *Cheezy music *Camera zooms in to > Phil n Jayde *Both sitting in camp chairs *Jayde wearing camo war paints, a skeleton battle order n her new ultramini camo shorts, showing off her tanned golden brown long legs. Carrying her trusty Winchester Over n Under, a 9mm Berretta F92 stuck in her right thigh holster. A Aitor Jungle King I, stuck in her left thigh sheath. *Phil wearing khaki bush jacket n dirty jeans, a ball point pen stuck behind his ear, aviator shades n his crusty Nikon DH2 with battery pack n 200mm F2.0 fixed lens *Both give you a false smile as scenes of the current OSW flash behind them on a 100" LG Smart TV. 3rdPartyChatRoom messages scroll on the right hand of the screen in lewd red fonts. Showing current chatter in ZAFT main rooms n APoC rooms in Yellow. *Jayde recrosses her sexy tanned legs, causing numerous viewers to groan, moan n drool. *Jayde: Welcome to our pilot episode of PhiloJayde *Phil: Yes, Jayde. As we were discussing just now.... Who do you think is in the pole position to win the ongoing OSW. *Jayde; Well Phil... From all the current chatter.. I'm sure it's a 3-party orgy at the moment. FAITH, APoC n ZAFT. *Jayde puffs up her chest, causing the camera to zoom in on her cleavage. Another round of groans, moans, drools, uncomfortable shifting in seals n ball scratching. Lol <Please add to the story.... All writers n contributors welcome>