* A struggle is heard behind the curtains * WillyTheDeuce enters dragging a dweebish looking man in an Armani suit, with what little white hair he has left strung across his bald spot. He is handcuffed, and has tape over his mouth. Willy throws him to the floor, and places a silver briefcase on the floor. On the briefcase there is a button he presses, and machine like noises are heard... BOOM! The briefcase explodes into a sofa! IT'S WILLYS COUCH!! He grabs the old man, and throws him on the sofa, and replaces the handcuffs to the arm of the chair, then forcefully removes the tape from his mouth. *RRRRRRRIPPPPP* Man: "Owwwwwweeeeeeeee!" Willy: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have kidnapped this lawyer, and dragged him here to explain to all of you noobs questioning the age restrictions." *Willy unsheathes a massive chrome 9mm pistol from his jacket, and points it at the lawyers head.* Willy: "Talk." Lawyer: "Regardless of the version of the TOU you see here in KAW, the age limit/restrictions are set BY APPLE ALONE. So, if you visit the app store, you will see that the current age range is set to 9 plus. The TOU that exists currently is wrong, and needs to be updated." Willy: *shoots a bullet 1mm wide of the lawyers head, ricocheting the bullet all over the studio* Lawyer: "....oh oh and WillyTheDeuce will not be charged in my kidnapping, as I am not pressing charges." Willy: *kicks lawyer off his couch, and it retracts back into a briefcase, and leaves, to a thunderous applause* Commercial.