Death In A Bottle

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Lazurk, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. A guy walks down the street and finds a bottle containing a message... It says," lay down foo" he is suddenly shot by a sniper 100 yards away---- complete the story by listing what happens to the sniper... What happens to who killed the sniper and so on and so forth.... Person with the best death and has a scenario where their killer can't be killed... U win and then we start a new game---- SEE HOW LONG U CAN KEEP THIS GOING!!!
     
  2. The sniper looks through his scope, and once his kill is confirmed he lays down his rifle. A bird that happened to be flying above him pinching cheeks can't hold it any longer, as let's loose; splattering the snipers jacket in whitewash. The sniper looks up angrily at the bird and approaching from the distance he sees a plane flying with a banner behind it. Squinting he reads, "If you are reading this message i suggest you..."
     
  3. Sniper sees messge from plane... Looks down at the ground and sees a bomb placed at his feet... He tries to run but the tower explodes into a billion pieces, his along with it------ a man driving the plane chuckles to himself after killing a well trained sniper, he thought himself pretty good
     
  4. The man in the plane tells his wife to get him a drink, he drinks the water and dies. His wife takes the planes controls.
     
  5. What the wife dosent know is that the her husband veered way off when he was dying so that she was now two seconds away from collision with a mountain
     
  6. She quickly notices the incoming collision, jumping equipment-less onto the mountain below. Weak and bloody, she rolls through the snow, down towards the base of the mountain.

    She is found by a man. "Please... Help... M-" she is cut short a shot from a his rifle. He chuckles to himself and climbs to his cave, higher up the mountain, dragging her bloody body.
     
  7. He begins to eat her, but half way through her leg, a knife is at his throat, before he can move, he dies.
     
  8. A hiker had heard and seen the whole incident, he silently stalked him to his cave. He quickly killed the vicious cannibal.

    He began searching the cave, looking for anything of value.

    Deeper inside the cave, something had been watching for the man for months...
     
  9. The dragon charges out of the back of the cave and burns the guy... His only weakness is a shot inside of his mouth... The dragon waits patiently for it's next victim
     
  10. I am so awesome that i walk up and 5 finger death punch the dragon in the face and he dies a horrible instant death... u cant beat that... JUST TRY!!! lol who can beat a 5 finger death punch???
     
  11. I six finger death punch you in the face
     
  12. I set my ahdragos on you.
     
  13. I use my magical powers to go invisible
     
  14. I use my awesomeness and burn the world of the invisible and super explode everyone
     
  15. Than i poke laz and use healing powers to bring Marian back to life. The poke injected u with laughing gas. AND carbon monoxide is now killing of ur body
     
  16. That just had to happen... So much for the story...
     
  17. I fart and the toxins leave my body... I am now immune to all of those gasses... Unfortunally for everyone else it is now in the air and is killing everyone... I am still in the cave hiding out
     
  18. My gas mask saved me. I live off cockroaches.