So.. As any deal seeking, last item swiping, parking lot blocking, habitual tag swapping and occasional "accidental" shoplifting holiday shopping addict, I dove headfirst into the sea of OCD hoarding fiends at the pinnacle of the western society's crowning achievement.. ...The Mall.. Ofcourse, one never finds the size that you want on the pile of returned goods that are the symbol of our misguided projections in the form of "gifts" that the receiver person had to wait in endless lines to return.. But.. But.. As every person is granted at least one miracle in this holiday season, I found a pair of pants that was EXACTLY what I was looking for! ....the thing was.. A headless model dummy was proudly wearing it.. Taunting me of how cool I would look.. So.. Dear kaw'ers.. I decided to share my real-time live dilemma in the forums... I'm going for it!!! Wish me luck.. If I get arrested by the mall cops, and ended up in the mall jail... Hey atleast it's better than spending time with the inlaws right?..
I think someone might have already taken a pic of me on my knees taking the pants down from the dummy and broadcasted it out on social media.. Hey.. Anything for a deal right?..
On you knees..... I wonder what's the scientific name for relations with headless, male mannequins is??
Let just say I am glad he is not anatomically correct (No.. I am not referring to the fact that he doesn't have a head.. Wait.. I am.. Geez I can't believe I just fell "headfirst" into that joke)
Omg ashes you have Agalmatophilia, I am so sorry. I thought your head was screwed on straight. And now you have us all realising it was all an act