Dear Mom, Thank you for giving me the gift of life, nourishing me with your milk, and taking care of me for the past 30 years. I'm sure if I live to be a hundred I will never know another woman whose love is as bountiful as yours. Thanks for always brig there and sending me money once and a while. Oceans of love, Your darling little boy Froggie smoggie. (Hides in bush, waits for prey)
Psh. We could friendly 1v1 i'm sure (op is kinda cute if a little basementy when you mention last 30 years)