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Go find the other pick up line thread in off topic. Or google them.

 

Give us a thread with some effort. "lol"

 

Are you Irish? Because when I'm looking at you, my ***** is Dublin in size

Do you work at Subway? Because you're turning my 6 inch into a footlong

 

Does this smell like chloroform?

 

My couch pulls out but I don't

 

Ladies love it when I say that

 

QUICK GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! Why? Because you're smoking hot!

 

Tits or gtfo

 

Some girls actually like it when you're sweet, you know?

 

No they don't.

 

Lol wake :lol:

 

Don't send a man to do a women's job.

 

Punch her in the chest and ride her like a horse down some stairs.

Always works. They won't even move to stop you from doing anything

 

Girl feel my sweater. Know what material it is? Boyfriend material

 

If you ever are in need of how to pick up girls I recommend you watch how I met your mother Barney has some great advise on how to pick up girls even when your 80 years old

 

Damn girl, are you a fire alarm because you're really loud an ******* annoying.

 

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Pay her $10,000. Most girls will go home with you after you do that.