Well, being the bored, lethargic me, I decided to go on the internet and I came upon a story that has left me laughing. It may not be that funny for everyone, but it sure hell is to me. It is a short story and I just thought I'd share it with you all. (If you know the story, move along :lol The story.... A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor : "What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy." After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? The professor said no. Sailor : “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology. The end. Share any stories you have, but keep it clean.