⌚️BEST ACTING BY AN INANIMATE OBJECTS⌚️

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AshesOfEden, May 7, 2015.

  1. You know when you watched a movie and something that is not a live character, had such a presence/impact in the movie that you think they deserve their own award?

    Well this is the thread where you celebrate and discuss them!..

    The criteria is that it is not a live character (No Keanu Reeves jokes please)..

    Animals, cartoon characters and robots (No Arnold jokes please) don't count..

    Parts of a character can be counted here (Like Samuel L Jackson's 'Fro in Pulp Fiction)

    Alright! Here's a few to start off! Hehehe


    Wilson



    Wilson deserves an Oscar for best actor frankly.. He's such a cool dude.. And that "Wilson! I'm sorry!!!" scene always brings a tear to my eye..





    Dirty Harry's .44 Magnum



    Harry Callahan: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?





    Otto the Auto-Pilot



    We all know how Otto got inflated.. That is another Oscar worthy scene..





    Alien Monolith



    HAL with it's red video eye and sedated but maniacal conversations definitely deserve an Oscar.. But there is also another object that really did major acting in the film 2001.. Whenever the monolith shows up on screen ( accompanied by Sprach Zarathustra ), you just feel that it is trying to get inside your tiny human brain and mess with ya..

    *Note: Two Strauss'es were featured in the film.. Richard Strauss (Zarathustra).. And Johann Strauss (Blue Danube)..

    *Note 2: If you ever felt the angst of new eb's and events forever just outside of your reach, feel free to go read Nietzsche's Sprach Zarathustra 




    The ONE Ring



    This ring is freaky!.. It whispers to you..

    Here's a few things it'd whisper to you if you are in possession of it today..

    "Buy moar xtals..."

    "Hit that player 5 times.."

    "Enchant that ring..."

    "Post one line threads on forums.."

    "Sing a song on WC..."


    Bat Nipples



    I.... I.... I gotta post something to counter this!!!



    Mi Mi Rogers' spacesuit in Lost in Space..

    *Phew.. I almost got stuck in the bat nipples phase..

    Moving on!


    The Watch in Pulp Fiction



    Any object that hid up in Christopher Walken's ass for two years deserves an Oscar consideration!




    Crotch Pistol



    If you ever.. ever went to Mexico and paid a visit to a strip joint infested by vampire strippers...

    Be like this man..

    On that note,

    I leave you with best ever performance by a vampire stripper (they are not alive technically!)..

     
  2. :lol: lost it at crotch pistol
     
  3. I nominate..

    Damn it, I got distracted on phase 5 and 10
     
  4. Oh yeah, I nominate Fembots jug pistols.
     
  5. Crotch pistol!
     
  6. Crotch pistol gets my vote no contest, Wilson with the close second. Bat nipples really got me though :lol:.
     
  7. This guy!


    Hannibal Chau has a wonderful supporting actor in his



    Shoes!

    His glasses get an honorable mention.
     

  8. Since we're on the topic of shoes, what about random task's throwing shoe?
     
  9. But these glasses are much better actors. (Would that be pluralized?)

     
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    Delorean Time Machine anyone?
     
  11. Wow great suggestions!..

    Great performances by Sunglasses in a movie..

    Terminator

    Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

    The professional

    Rainman

    Matrix

    Blues Brothers
     
  12. This award goes to an object that works TIRElessly to SUPPORT a main actor...

    Drum ROLL please









     


  13. MooLti-Pass
     
  14. Would the third boob count as an inanimate object?
     
  15. Mrs. Triple Nipple? :D
     


  16. On Mars.. Yes.. Best acting by an Extra in a movie
     
  17. The original triple nipple is from mall rats ... Tyvm... Ashes my friend stop making good threads me jelly
     
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    Rose McGowans Leg, "Planet Terror." strut that thing mmmmmm mmmmmm!