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I have really bad insomnia. Like, to the point where I've learned to function at a normal level with a minimum of 1 hour of sleep for every two...
Reasons I don't sleep: -Internet -Insomnia -Homestuck -CreepyPastas -Internet -Pain -Internet -Chocolate -Internet
Are stealth crutches a thing? They need to be a thing. How am I supposed to get chocolate and my charger cord at 1am when these crutches will wake...
How is it even humanely possible for a leg to be ******* green and blue and purple and yellow at the same time.
So it's broken, whoop-de-fuckin-do.
I'm in the hospital now, laying in a room waiting for an xray with a probably broken leg. The same leg that I sprained five times. .__.
I like Lindsey Stirling
Pfft, it's been a year and a half, I think I'm ok now.
Oh well, I haven't died. Yet.
Banjo, I thoroughly cleaned the bottle first, and put on a washed and boiled spray head.
Done it. People freaked.
Things I plan to do: also known as my bucket list. laughing because i said bucket Make vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar, eat in public. Go into...
I don't party all night, I feels jam.
Hit the forum hard?
God damnit smighter I'm bawling my eyes out again.
You sir deserve a gold medal
my everything hurts ok I never to any physical activity like ever so I'm badly out of shape. I went on an 11 mile bike ride, then swam in a river...
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Don't worry I have more stories to tell.
I'm trying not to sound like a mating asthmatic whale.