Separate names with a comma.
Banned because you wrote that note with my pen, automatically guaranteeing my right to eat your food
Banned because we're out of bread, the birds took the last slice
Banned for not convincing the squirrels to aid your cause
Banned for not appreciating great work or books!
Banned for using a unforgivable curse and not giving me an awesome scar
Banned because he is secretly JK Rowling
Banned because dummies have feelings too
Banned because we planned for you to eat that pie which we poisoned muhahaha
Banned because that stuff wasn't candy ..
Banned because your the person who sold them
Banned for climate change
But you find yourself in sudden need of life support and die.
I wish the world was made of chocolate.
Banned for not inviting me
Banned for not vaping
Banned for not recycling that febreze
Banned for relighting my long lost teenage spirit
Banned because pickles have no feelings
Banned for not buying any of it
Banned because I would have foreseen your return if you didn't break my magic orb
Banned for enforcing a legal limit, you dictator!