*walks in suites and slams door...door falls down*  *peeks my head of door way* Did i do that??? 
*whines* I wanna be a lazy bum Okay ... Now that's all done ... *carts people to their rooms, gets the place cleaned, hires maintance and cleaning crew and security* Okay we need hellhole and front desk Oh and cute rich girl check!!
Can I please be the guy who sits in the lobby and gets in other peoples bisnuss and really pis*es them of?