Getting Old

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Oct 1, 2017.




  1. This is what's great about getting old. I'll read this, forget all of the information and go see the movie.





    I will enjoy it, half way through the movie I'll forget what the plot is, get confused and go to the parking lot and try to find my car by holding my keys over my head and pushing the panic button until my alarm goes off. Which will scare the **** out of me, and I will think it is a cop, because I already have one arm up. I bring the other hand up and get on the ground, hands behind my back.





    Then I will fall asleep. The next morning I will find my car, a mere three feet away. I get inside and discover the battery has somehow died, so I call a tow company.





    After an hour, for some reason, a tow truck shows up and a black man starts running toward my car. He's screaming, so I lock the windows and hide in the back seat.





    I never realize that I've set myself on fire from the cigarette I forgot that I'd lit twenty minutes ago. I become a hero. This thread is great. My name is Willy, are there rules in these forums?


     
  2. have some soup 
     


  3. When I get old, I’d split a pair of eights and double down on each of them!!!!!!

    #YOLO
     
  4. Never old for a.....

     
  5. WHAT? I can't read your post without my hearing aid
     
  6. Who is this? GET OFF MY LAWN!
     
  7. Lmao great thread Willy
     
  8. basically
     

  9. All in.
     
  10. I always see this photo and wonder what the premise is behind it.
     
  11. Wrong game Willy..

    well I guess you can technically go all in on blackjack..

    Until two eights show up and you want to split and double on on each of them!!!


    Muahahaha *snort* casino nerd laughter
     
  12. Ima Texas Hold’em guy. Been to a few casinos, but stuck to what I know.

    Losing.
     
  13. When you get old, means it's lemon party time
     
  14. Teddy-Krueger is old 
     
  15. Yuno, I’m applying different swear words to that blank space and it’s getting dirtier and dirtier every time.
     
  16. I love you so much Jesus
     

  17. 
     
  18. It's true hit retirement age and can easy retire . But I will keep going 5 more years until 60 .God help you Jax lmao