My apologies to everyone, this was supposed to be started an hour ago but I lost track of time and and overslept. For my mistakes, an extra 20 circle pieces have been added to the prize for the final ccompetition, sorry for the inconvenience everyone. Listed below is the list of competitions that will take place. 1. Best Joke 2. Best Meme 3. Best Gif 4. Guessing closest to a number 5. Best short story I know these are kind of lame but I honestly don't have the coordination, time, nor people to manage something on a grand scale such as pvp tournament.. But anyways.. Onto the first competition of best joke. It will start at this threads time of post. People will then have until 11:59pm est (roughly 4 hours and 22 minutes) to post their joke. Afterwards the top three will be picked and those three people will move onto the finals. The one to post the next best joke out of the three finalists will win the competitions first seal. Details on the next competitions will be posted as time goes forward. :geek: Sorry if this is a bit sloppy, slightly rushing it do to being late as is.. If you have any questions wall or pm me, thank you for your patience and good luck to everyone. Participants: 1.CrAzyTriStEn 2.Anti-Noobs 3.JohnHuff 4.Xx_Skepter_xX 5.x1-_jinchriki-SHS-Shonobi_EURO 6.Bad-Advice 7.Suptis3 8.Diego18 9.TheMightyWrathOfSexistAnger 10.Circuit 11._-Adam-_ 12.-X-roni-X- 13._-lionheart-_ 14.FE-_bL1Nd 15.hippy-the-eb-fairy- 16.OmasterT 17.ibetheone 18.dabombgmr 19.-The_Nomad- 20.Good 21.-BaDgIrL-MaCHiNE 22.DoPE-BoY_FReSHh 23.Great_Altuin 24.FlameAssassin 25.-Cornonela-Artemisia- 26.riverrick 27.-Maximus_Decimus_Meridius- 28.inyourface 29.XoXoX 30.SnowstormKKM 31.running_scared 32.Snoopy 33.quigamalathedestroyer 34.Goku_the_Strip_Master 35.xX__BLACKY-_-3VIL__BaDaSs__Xx 36.-_-l0N3l--l3Y3Dl-_--lV1P3Rl-_- 37.SS_IIIIIRaIIVIIeIINIIIII_SS 38._VAMPY_ 39.ICECIA 40.POD_-MsSouthernRebeL-_KBID 41._Roxas_ 42.grim90 43.llll_LSM_fuzwad_LSM_llll 44.Gatorguyy 45.Lonesong 46.IIl_xXBlackHandAlphaXx_llI 47.Gibba 48.XWARCLASHX 49.Zaros 50.Super_spy_legacy_reborn 51.-grizzy- 52.IlSlIPII-SavagePug-IlSlIPII 53.Mewtwo 54._ZE_Toucans_of_Whupass_MP_ 55.XxX___Mad_Hatter___XxX 56.goldking 57.GriMzZy 58._-_-HELLO-_-GOODBYE-_-C-YA-_-_ 59.BWA_LovelyDenial_BWA 60.xXxRPL_Silk_Tris_RPLxXx 61.xXP_3Xx_xx__MH__xx_xXP_3Xx 62.kaamil33 63.--LayDee-- 64.xXx_Renegade_MR_Strip_xXx 65.lSlPlAlRlTlAlNl 66.Renegade 67.IcyH20 68.Kayaba 69.Kezzer 70.Rich0428 71.FE-_DMNSNCTION Please only try and and compete if you are listed above. Side note: please remember to keep jokes within the terms of usage. Post Script: limit one joke per participant *UPDATE* Alright after reviewing all the submitted jokes, JohnHuff Icy_H20 POD_-MsSouthernRebeL-_KBID Will be moving on to the finals starting now. These three will have until 2:00AM est (1 hour and 52 minutes) to post their final joke and the winner of the 1st competition will be selected, good luck and thank you to everyone else who submitted a joke, be sure to check back regularly as the competitions will take place over the next few days, stay classy. *UPDATE2* Welp. Icy_H20 wins by default, only finalist to post in time. :lol: *UPDATE3* That wraps Up the first of the five competitions, details on the next will be released sometime tomorrow, until then, stay awesome. Competition #1 Complete --SEAL COMPETITION #2 BELOW-- The second seal competition is set to start at 1PM est (in roughly 11 minutes) and will last until 10PM est, giving contestants 9 hours to submit their best meme. If anyone has any questions, pm or wall me. Post Script: For the love of Elmo, please keep the memes within tou. *UPDATE* Due to the lack of people participating in this event, there will be no finals in this competition. Good luck to all involved, and may the odds be ever, in your favor. :geek: Alright after going through the posted memes, POD_-MsSouthernRebeL-_KBID Is the winner of the second seal competition, I just loved the goofiness on the horses face. :lol: Competition #2 Complete -Below Competition #3 Info Below- I am currently experiencing intense back pain, the competitions will resume tomorrow, apologies for the inconvenience everyone. So.. I came back to people already posting gifs for competition #3 I guess people don't read the updates posted here.. :lol: But anyways- I'm feeling a lot better today, even though nobody cares lol.. But anyways- Everyone else who hasn't posted will have until 10PM est to post their gifs for competition #3 just make sure to keep them clean lol.. And good luck to everyone. So.. After reviewing the 2 gifs posted. (totally great participation going on here guys :lol: ) Roni is the winner of round 3. Information on the next competition will be posted sometime in the near future.. stay awesome. Competition #3 Complete *UPDATE* My most sincere apologies to everyone, I had some in real life issues that drew me away for a small while, but now I am back and competition #4 will resume August 6th, sorry again everyone.. *UPDATE2* Seal competition #4 is underway and will last until 11:59PM est. Apologies again for the delay everyone. *UPDATE3* This competition is probably the most straightforward one. Simply guess a number between 1 and 200. The person who guesses the closest is the winner. *UPDATE4* Welp that wraps up competition #4 The winning number was 77. JohnHuff wins with a guess of 76, that is almost spot on, congrats. Competition #4 Complete --Final Competition Info Below-- Welp. This is the last one for.. well these competitons were supposed to be over the 31st of last months lol but delays and stuff dragged it out. :lol Anyways, competitons #5 is all about bringing out the creative side of kaw through a best short story competition. As it is the final competition, there will be a bonus reward. The winner shall receive a seal and 40 circle pieces. Good luck to everyone and thanks once again to all of those who signed up and to those who have stuck around since the beginning. *FINAL COMP UPDATE1* The competition will last until 11:59AM est of August 8th. *FINAL COMP UPDATE2* Short story rules: 1. Keep it within tou. 2. Minimum of 5 sentences. 3. All genres allowed. *FINAL COMP UPDATE3* After much consideration,SS_IIIIIRaIIVIIeIINIIIII_SS is the winner of the final seal competition. Congrats. :geek: Final Competition Complete POST SCRIPT I wish to think everyone again for signing up and choosing to participate in my competitions, it's been awesome. I will be hosting another series near the end of this month. Signups are planned to start on the 21st so stay tuned, and until then, stay classy.
Here a joke lol nothing to do with kaw>_< The teacher said to his class one day, " Please stand up, anyone who thinks they're stupid." Nobody stood up so the teacher said, "I'm sure there are some stupid students in this class!" At this point Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Oh Johnny! So you think you're stupid then?" Little Johnny replied, "No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own."
You should of signed up on the other thread FireKTN had posted.. plus he gave plenty of notice for this competition.
So this guy is drink at the bar when the bartender calls last call.Oh no my wife is going to kill me if she finds out I've been drinking again. So he goes to stand up and falls flat on his face. OMG I'm so drunk I can't feel my legs.so using his arms he drags himself outside. Trying to stand again down he goes. I can't believe I can't even stand he shouts out loud.not far from home he pulls himself all the way finally getting into the bedroom he tries standing only to fall and pass out. He awakens the next morning to find his wife standing over him shaking her head. Hi honey he says. Don't you hi honey me I know you were drinking she responds. Why would think that.well you drunk sob Mike called from the bar you left your wheel chair there again
Here is my lame joke: a blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"
One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran. "
They say we learn from our mistakes .Thats why im making as many as possible :- i'll soon be a genius !
My joke: *cough* right A chinese couple where going to have a kid and they wanted to choose a name for it, but wanting to look at their child first before naming it is what they wanted to do. When the baby arrived, it was the colour of night. When the midwife came and said what would the babys name be they said theirs sum ting wong hope thats not inappropriate that the best joke i have
I got nothing lmao so I'll just say this Why did the squirrel swim on his back... To keep his nuts dry