Once up on a time, there lived a fatdude who loved cake. He loved all the cake in the world. Birthday cake Christmas cake cup cakes fruit cakes Jaffa cakes Battenberg cakes Every cake you could imagine. You have cake, he wants it!! But theres one thing that Fatdude loves more than cake ZOMA!!!! He can't get enough of the Zoma. He lives an breathes the zoma, he wants that precious ring. He lies awake with night sweats that his zoma ring will never be maxed. That the compasses in KaW will dry out and the maxed ring will only become a distant dream So help a fatdude out, lets make his dream become a reality and lets help in his quest to run a zoma train. So he can get back to his daily routine of eating all the cakes! Wall _FaTDuDE_ today if you can help and want to be on his Zoma trains You can make a difference! Today!
Support to the fatty on this cake eating day, good luck my friend the ring will expire one day. Follow your zoma dreams like a cat that has got it's cream. That's about all I can say so good luck chubbstar
I cannot agree more Fat my bro. People just to not understand the pain we feel when we do not get Zoma.