This is the thread where you can exercise your creative lyrics skillz, your prowess of brand names and bling and your inner eThug need to one up the previous person.. Ofcourse if you are not lyrically inclined (or too lazy to rhyme), then just straight up just one-up it.. OK.. I'll start it off.. I've set the bar pretty low so that you can one-up easily and we go from there Here we go.. I rock my junk with Hanes slather my head with Rogaine My Arrow shirt has stains Cos the detergent I use says "No Name" My Favourite brand is George Cos Walmart trends are posh I squeeze my legs into GAP But they make my ass look Phat My Kia won't go up a hill But my Chuck Taylor's they will I always say a Keystone Light in hand Is better than a colt 45 and a Busch I get lost cos instead of google maps I use Garmin Hey atleast I still wipe my ass with Charmin.. One up them if you dare!
Oh I'll be waiting Light.. you dollar store raiding, thrift shop diving, HNM binging hipster poseur..
Everything I own is Gooci, Including my name brand poochie. I enjoy drinking some jameson, And then I drive my dodge ram half ton. Little did Nintendo know, Everything they'd do would be for show. Columbus records is my jam As I watch NBA slam. I wake up to lipton ice tea, And I finish the day with green giant peas.
Alright. Lemme clear my throat. I'm coming in the battle cause I got something to say. Don't rap against me if yah ain't ready to play. I bust in the room cause everybody know my name, if you try to battle me then I'll bring you shame. You can't hate the player, just hate the game. There's nothing I like better than to roast on you beginners, then set you ablaze like you're sinners. Yeah I'm the winner, eating that KFC chicken dinner, smashin' Ashe's lame rhymes with my dollar signs and peace of mind, ain't no compromise when you're coming from behind. Dueces.
My Name is Dafydd and I'm a Welsh Dude I try to be polite but at times can be rude I enjoy my beer but when I'm drunk I go in WC and can act like a punk Mods catch my posts and i end up with a silence Which in a way is cool cos it saves a lot of violence This is my first attempt at rap and will probably be my last It's been a bit of fun but not much of a blast ...drops mic
First.. replying to Ashaya's excellent rap Yo Goochi Poochie all ur stuff is fake.. Real Gucci is pronounced Gussy.. Like "Yo I gussied up my date" My shoes are all Hermes none of that Jordan Airness *If you don't know how Hermes is pronounced, please stop reading cos the rest won't be funny at all I don't buy my shirts at Target I get them at Yves Street Lawrence market Don't Chanel all your hate on my Boscia Just cos I drink Michael Coors on my front Porsche Try to run with me but you fall on your knee Cos u Cheapass's wearing ripoff Saucony So while you go play Tag with ur Heuer I'll go play with my Dolls in my Cabana
Chooxh Life, Chooxh a job Chooxh DIY and wondering who the hell you are on a Sunday morning. Chooxh sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing KFC into your mouth. Chooxh rotting away at the end of it all, wasting your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, messeded-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Chooxh your future. Chooxh life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to chooxhlife: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got POPEYE's Chicken
My buddy Dafdd.. it takes guts (or being drunk) for a Welsh dude to try rapping.. But I cannot respond to you cos.. Your rap has no brands in it!!
I don't think you Apple players get the brand premise Maybe you just had a little too much damn Guinness I will only ever play on a Samsung Galaxy An Apple fan is what I don't know how to be Kick you in your faces with my brand new Reeboks If you ain't got Callaways then get off the blue tee box If you don't get off then I'll run you over in my Ford I'll use my Makita drill to remove your front door I'll go into your kitchen and open your Frigidaire Then I'll crack open a Coors Light and have to sip it there I'll go to your bedroom where your wife is on the Tempur Pedic Of all the different sizes for me a Magnum is needed I'll get a Home Depot fire poker really really hot And press it on your wife's covered-by-Calvin-Kleins spot I am not gonna be sorry that I branded your wifey Because a sponsorship will have been handed to me by Nike Fite me
KoD blamed Trojan But really they just don't have sizes that small He couldn't even get a ride with Penelope the cat at Six Flags Cos he's not 1 feet "tall" KoD is really really a liar Cos his Samsung phone lit his pants on fire! KoD thinks he knows Victoria's Secret But what he thought edible underwear, was really in fact spandex Face it KoD, why even go to Home Depot When ur house is already on Repo
I might not be "big" or be able to shop at WalMart But I lost my vcard during the movie Paul Blart I may have the same virility as my fixed dog But girls still like me cuz I do Skyrim jobs And even though I can't afford brand name clothes I can't get this Victoria Secret model's damn legs closed Why is AshesofEden even actin like they know me? I'll leave him as dead as that one clan AoE
I would not could not on a boat Read any dumb thing you lil truckers wrote One fish two fish red fish blue fish Its a rap battle yo lets do this Three four,open the door Need some more rappers to wipe the floor Five six yo this slick slippin like a snake through stick towers like yeeeeet ^ Rekt