Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -AppleSauce-, Aug 31, 2016.

  1. Aww come on everyone knows ancienne.
     
  2. Granted but your nutters are three times smaller than they are now.

    I wish I had infinite donuts.
     
  3. Granted, (I'm not even going to corrupt this, I'm just saying what would happen if you got what you wished) your infinite amount of donuts causes the universe to become so jam-packed with donuts that it eventually becomes so crushed together it forms multiple black holes/black holes use the donuts to grow, until it expands infinitely wide for an infinite amount of years, making the entire universe just a single condensed gravitational mass infinitely strong and infinitely growing, which will never change as there is no stop to matter in the universe as there is an infinite amount.

    I wish I that an infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar, with the first ordering a beer, the second ordering half a beer, the third ordering a fourth, the fourth ordering an eighth, and so on.
     
  4. A donut a day then why you gotta ruin it
     
  5. Granted but you made my headhurt

    I wish I was aa machine aka cyborg rather than being human
     


  6. Granted. But you have to carry 5 car batteries with you everywhere you. Otherwise youll die.


    I wish I was mango sauce
     
  7. I wish I was number 1 on leaderboard
     

  8. Granted but your number 1 on Leaderboard of Nubyness.


    I wish I had I Somebody would love ne
     
  9. Granted i and ne now love each other but you are forever alone.

    I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
     
  10. Granted i and ne now love each other but you are forever alone.

    I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.[/quote]
    Granted but as it comes back to live it commits suicide.
    I wish I could be like Magic johnson without the aids or any sexual transmitted diseases as well as any diseases
     
  11. Granted but you're a amputee

    I wish I was married to a hot female celebrity
     
  12. Wish granted but... The celebrity had a gender change.

    I wish i was as strong as the hulk.
     
  13. No one has corrupted my wish yet Im so sad... ):
     
  14. Granted but your clothes are wont cover your privates

    I wish I have the healing factor like deadpool
     



  15. Granted. But it only extends to your left pinky XD
     
  16. I wish people wouldnt make fun of my sword collection desu
     
  17. Wish granted but they will make fun of your applesauce collection.

    I wish gold grew on trees
     
  18. Granted but every time you harvest them they die automatically

    I wish I have the holy touch
     
  19. Granted, but the song plays in reverse.

    I wish my erections lasted less than 24 hours
     
  20. Granted, but now you're impotent

    I wish I was the Smartest man alive