Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Granted, but you never made a wish

I wish that all my wishes will come true in exactly the way I want it to with no negative effects included

 

Granted but they happen to someone else instead.

I wish I made a wish last post.

 

Granted your wish is to be devoured by a giant creature jabba the hit set up

I wish this thread dies

 

Well damn my wish came true XD

 

Wish granted but your clones will have no limbs....

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

Granted but you no longer breathe air

I wish applesauce was in my tummy right now

 

Granted but you are now Dr. Dolittle

I wish I became a famous heavy metal singer

 

Granted, but you will die at age 27

 

I wish Harambe was still alive

 

Granted but now the world faces a gorilla zombie apocalypse

I wish I don't die at age 28

 

Granted, But you die The Day before you turn 28, or The day you turn 29 if already 28

I wish I had an infinite supply of Lotion

 

Granted but the lotion are poisonous.

I wish I got A++++ in all subjects

 

Granted? But all your friends call you a nerd and u study during all free time

I wish I were 3 inches shorter

 

Granted you're a little person

I wish I marry some lady in Kaw

 

Granted, but it's Ancienne

I wish money didn't exist

 

Granted but you never get your 10,000th post

 

@CynderStryke who's Ancienne?

I wish I wanna know who she is

 

Granted but once you know who she is you must die

I wish I was hung