Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Granted but it has a 1,000,000,000,000:1 conversation rate and you only get 10 million.

I wish we had hoverboards.

 

Granted but they only work in space.

I wish full dive virtual reality was existed and is practical for everyone to use.

 

- so long as I was in the Sao incident I wouldn't care -

The hotdog is old and rancid.

I wish for a chicken

 

Granted but it only works once.

I wish for a gaming pc

 

Granted, and the first time you're out on the water, a hurricane swamps you


I wish that the media would actually report news trutfully and fully

 

Granted but it's one from the 90s so runs terribly now

I wish for a bus pass

 

Granted, but you can only read your own

I wish everyone could just get along

 

Granted, but we all die from happiness.

I wish I was a cat.

 

Granted, you get mauled by coyotes at night

I wish that everyone is constipated

 

Granted. But you have no control of your own bowels.


I wish people seeing ads on WC would actually read and understand them before applying to a clan.

 

Granted. But now, after being buried in the bad soil in Pet Cemetery, it is a murderous puppy that eats your face while you sleep.

I wish post farming was less simple.

 

01000111 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101100 01110101 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01110010 01110010 01101001 01100011 01100001 01101110 01100101 00101110

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Then there's the people who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01110101 01101101 01110011

 

Granted but now you must read in brale

I wish I was the grim reaper