First, I would like to thank all the players who supported me during my brief retirement a few weeks ago. That was very kind of all of you, and I realized that many players secretly love the snoop. I'm sure some of you are wondering why I'm making this thread, and it's simply just to clarify some of the things I've been asked, and slightly due to the laziness of me not wanting to explain it to everyone. (Yes I know about copy pasta but it takes so long to cook!!!) 1.) "WHY YOU QUIT?! CAUZ KOTFEE IS FARMIN U?!" This was(and still is) the most common question I receive about it. The answer is.. No. Yes... I know... Such a shocker! Seriously though I didn't take that break because of them, and I'll explain why in a little bit. 2.) "Y U DROP BUILD NUB WHAT IF YOUZ CAM BACH?" At the time I wasn't planning on coming back, and I also may or may not have been sipping some brandy. I dropped my build as to pay respect to my father... Who was sadly neutered the day before I announced my "retirement." Oh, and because if I ever were to come back I could switch to an attack or tank. :evil: 3.) "Y U QUITZ LIK U SHOULDZ STAY YU CAOULD BE A VK/MOD?!" 4.) "BUDDY ILL MISS YOU AND NEED YOU AND DONT LEAVE ME DAMMIT!" One of the more popular statements, and I do understand. I understand that I'm amazing. I understand that I'm great. I understand that you love me. I understand that I'm your favorite cartoon dog. I understand that no one could replace me. I understand that Charlie might cry. I understand that I am leaving the greatest, most active game in the App Store. I understand all of it... but I must did this. I MUST DID THIS OKAY?! Now, the true reasons to why I initially wanted to retire would be this: 1.) I was moving. The dog house just wasn't... good enough for me. 2.) My dad was neutered. It's one of the worst fears for us cartoon dogs, but Papa Snoop got his loves whacked off but the pliers. 3.) Boredom. I had gotten bored of just being an imaginary pilot, and wanted to fly for real! So I did. Those are the three reasons why I tried retirement, but in the end I guess I'm just a KaWcaine addict like the rest of you.
The real reason you retired is because I wasn't playing but now I am and I iz magical! Voila! I'll take full credit. Unless it's a bad thing, in which case I had nothing to do with it.