SR_SNEAKBO

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  1. For my love, Sneakbo.

    (Scroll down for the better parts :D)

    Head under water
    And they tell me to breathe easy for a while
    The breathing gets harder, even I know that

    You made room for me but it's too soon to see
    If I'm happy in your hands
    I'm unusually hard to hold on to

    Blank stares at blank pages
    No easy way to say this
    You mean well, but you make this hard on me

    I'm not gonna write you a love song
    'Cause you asked for it (even though you didddd <3)
    'Cause you need one, you see
    I'm not gonna write you a love song
    'Cause you tell me it's
    Make or breaking this
    If you're on your way
    I'm not gonna write you to stay
    If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason to write you a love song today

    I learned the hard way
    That they all say things you want to hear
    And my heavy heart sinks deep down under you
    And your twisted words, your help just hurts
    You are not what I thought you were
    Hello to high and dry

    Convinced me to please you
    Made me think that I need this too
    I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

    I'm not gonna write you a love song
    'Cause you asked for it
    'Cause you need one, you see
    I'm not gonna write you a love song
    'Cause you tell me it's
    Make or breaking this
    If you're on your way
    I'm not gonna write you to stay
    If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason to write you a love song today

    Promise me that you'll leave the light on
    To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone
    'Cause I believe there's a way you can love me because I say

    I won't write you a love song
    'Cause you asked for it
    'Cause you need one you see
    I'm not gonna write you a love song
    'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
    Is that why you wanted a love song
    'Cause you asked for it
    'Cause you need one you see
    I'm not gonna write you a love song
    'Cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
    If you're on your way
    I'm not gonna write you to stay
    If your heart is nowhere in it
    I don't want it for a minute
    Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that there's a reason to
    Write you a love song today
    I'm not gonna write a love song, because your memes are too dank. Your slang is too ghey and you're just generally unlikeable :D
    So psycho raptor and his meme can **** with you see

    You never gonna forgive me, but your so damn pretty

    My **** so dank it smells

    Cause i can't seem to feel myself

    Rollin dank so i dont feel tense

    It's time for some change to commence

    But still i'm having memories of high speed when the cops crashed

    That a niggas gonna end up, when im done puffing this dank

    Yea dank weed pays my bills, feeds my tummy

    Malia family, we the family

    Niggas rollin' deep, burners pulled out

    Only smoke that dank cause i don't **** around

    Spend the night with me, we'll talk and

    I got good gas and the weeds dank

    It gives us peace then all in the town is quiet

    Got some lames in my trunk, i dank 'em skunks in ****.
    Sneakbo, I love you <3

    e machine
    I’m a motherfucking meme machine
    Meme machine
    Meme machine
    Without memes, I will die


    Give me the memes
    I need the memes
    I smell the memes
    I need all the memes, the memes to survive
    I need the memes
    I breed the memes
    I smell the memes
    I need all the memes, the memes to survive


    They call me the meme machine
    I catch the memes, I spread the memes
    I eat the memes, I **** the memes
    Without memes, I will die
    Inhale the memes
    Exhale the memes
    Inject the memes into my bloodstream
    There are good memes, and there are bad memes
    WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? (help me)
    Smoke the memes, snort the memes
    Take the memes until you OD
    If you borrowed my memes then you owe me
    A new fresh pair of memes






    Give me the memes I need the memes I smell the memes I need all the memes, the memes to survive I need the memes I breed the memes I smell the memes I need all the memes, the memes to survive.
    eed the memes
    I smell the memes
    I need all the memes, the memes to survive


    They call me the meme machine
    I catch the memes, I spread the memes
    I eat the memes, I **** the memes
    Without memes, I will die
    Inhale the memes
    Exhale the memes
    Inject the memes into my bloodstream
    There are good memes, and there are bad memes
    WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? (help me)
    Smoke the memes, snort the memes
    Take the memes until you OD
    If you borrowed my memes then you owe me
    A new fresh pair of memes








    I eat the memes, I crap the memes Without memes, I will die for the memes, I Inhale the memes, Exhale the memes and i pee the memes.

    Our Dank KaW Love

    A Love Song For Sneakbo
    by -Jackson bbs


    This one's for you Lord !

    My love for you is like the most Dank KaW,
    Your face reminds me of Sexeh Narwhals,
    Together, we are like Gifs and .

    Oh darling Sneakbo,
    My Dank KaW,
    My Sexeh KaW,
    The perfect companion to my Gifs soul.

    Pink are red,
    Black are blue,
    I like You,
    But not as much as I love Kawing with you!

    Oh darling Sneakbo,
    Your Love are like Ghey Phone on a Summer day,
    You're like the most Memes ATA LAWYER to ever walk Under your bed.

    Your Sexeh Narwhal face,
    Your soul,
    Your Ghey Love,
    Your Memes ATA LAWYER being...

    How could I look at another when our Dank KaW love is so strong?

    The Sexy Pubic hair Hip Hop.

    May I have your attention please?
    I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
    To Kaw together (to Kaw together)
    Everybody (everybody)
    Come take my Intestines (come take my Intestines)
    We'll walk through Under your bed together, through the storm
    Whatever weather, cold or warm

    His Hair are Dank, Pubic hair Sexy, Eye balls are Rough ;)
    There's food on his Narwhal suit already, Uncle's auntie's neighbours dog's bestfriends cat's neighbours dad's mum's grandad's son's Me
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to Kaw together,
    But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

    And I am, Stupid
    If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
    In the paper, the news everyday I am
    Radio won't even play my jam
    'Cause I am, Stupid
    If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
    In the paper, the news everyday I am
    I don't know it's just the way I am

    You better Spoon in bed
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Kaw together
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
    You better Spoon in bed
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Kaw together
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

    So lets go back
    Follow the You to your house as we go on another episode
    Journey with me as I take you through Under your bed
    I once used to call home sweet home

    Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Ata office now

    And when I'm gone, just Kaw together, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my Dank Hair
    Just know that I'm looking down on you Loving
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
    Just Spoon in bed

    And when he's gone, just Kaw together, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his Sexy Pubic hair
    Just know that he's looking down on you Kawing
    And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
    Just Spoon in bed in your Narwhal suit.

    The Long Hands Hip Hop

    In The Style Of Eminem
    by -Jackson bbs

    May I have your attention please?
    I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
    To Kaw together (to Kaw together)
    Everybody (everybody)
    Come take my ***** (come take my *****)
    We'll walk through Ata's office together, through the storm
    Whatever weather, cold or warm

    His Pubic hair are Sweaty, Hands Long, Fingers are Disgusting
    There's food on his Thong already, Uncle's auntie's neighbours dog's bestfriends cat's neighbours dad's mum's grandad's son's Cake
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to Kaw together,
    But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

    And I am, Stupid
    If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
    In the paper, the news everyday I am
    Radio won't even play my jam
    'Cause I am, Stupid
    If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
    In the paper, the news everyday I am
    I don't know it's just the way I am

    You better Love
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Kaw together
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
    You better Love
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Kaw together
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

    So lets go back
    Follow the The path to our eternal love as we go on another episode
    Journey with me as I take you through Ata's office
    I once used to call home sweet home

    Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the ATA_Grant's house now

    And when I'm gone, just Kaw together, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my Sweaty Pubic hair
    Just know that I'm looking down on you Kawing
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
    Just Love

    And when he's gone, just Kaw together, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his Long Hands
    Just know that he's looking down on you bbying
    And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
    Just Love in your Thong .

    If I was your Dank bby cakes

    In The Style Of Justin Bieber
    by -Jackson bbs


    Oh
    Yeah
    Ooooohhhh

    You know you love me, I know you care
    Just Kaw together whenever, and I'll be there
    You are my Dank frand, you are my heart
    And we will never ever ever be apart

    If I was your bby cakes, I'd never let you Eat cake
    Keep you on my arm, you'd never be alone
    I can be your Eye balls, anything you want
    If I was your bby cakes, I'd never let you Eat cake, I'd never let you Eat cake

    Dank meme , Dank meme , Dank meme Ooooohhhh
    Like baby, baby, baby nooo
    Like Dank meme , Dank meme , Dank meme Ooooohhhh
    I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

    When I met you Dank meme my Lungs went ughhhhhhh
    Now them Cat in my Kidneys won't stop stop
    And even though it's a struggle love is all we got
    So we gonna keep keep Kawing to the mountain top

    There's gonna be one more Lungs going ughhhhhhh
    One more Lungs going ughhhhhhh
    One more Lungs going ughhhhhhh

    Your Toes, my biggest weakness
    Shouldn't have let you know
    I'm always gonna do what they say (hey)
    If you need me
    I'll come Spooning
    From a thousand miles away
    When you Be dank I Be dank (oh whoa)
    You Spoon, I Spoon
    Hey

    Na na na, na na na, na na Ooooohhhh
    Yeah Dank frand
    Na na na, na na na, na na na Ooooohhhh
    If I was your bby cakes
    Na na na, na na na, na na na Ooooohhhh
    Na na na, na na na, na na na Ooooohhhh
    If I was your bby cakes

    My friends say I'm a fool to think
    That you're the one for me
    I guess I'm just a Dank fool for my Dank meme

    NUUUUUUUUUU

    This song is 0.69420% finished.



    For you, my Sneakbo senpai :(

    -Noskcaj
     
  2. TLDR


    But sneak is a girl?
     
  3. Really? :eek:
     

  4. Fights like a girl
     
  5. HOW DARE YOU INSULT BAE. WE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.
     
  6. You wish 
     
  7. Yes BB, I chose you pikachu! 
     
  8. DONT TLDR MY BAE 
     
  9. I thought this was going to be a candidate for best of...















     
  10. Sneak does fight like girl!!!!
     
  11. I scrolled.

    But.. It never got better :cry:
     
  12. Did you scroll to slow? Maybe try scrolling faster.
     
  13. That was touching....


















































    Like touching the back of my throat !
     
  14. Hey, guess what. NO ONE LIKES YOUU
     
  15. You guys are just jelly that you'll never love someone as much as I love Sneakbo and ___RideOnMe___

    The songs pretty good though, how is this not in the top 10 of all time? "If I were your bbycakes, I'd never let you eat cake."
     
  16. Because it is terrible.
     
  17. Bae??
     
  18. For you, Bobba <3 (NO TL;DR)
    My hate for you is like the most Stupid Cheese,
    Your face reminds me of Dumb Narwhals,
    Together, we are like Dinosaurs and Nothing.

    Oh darling Bobba-Fett,
    My Stupid Cheese,
    My Dumb Ham,
    The perfect companion to my Dinosaurs soul.

    My heart are red,
    Your eye after i'm finished with you are blue,
    I like Puppies,
    But not as much as I love Killing with you!

    Oh darling Bobba-Fett,
    Your Pubic hair are like Salty Coffin on a Winter day,
    You're like the most Jealous A hitman assigned to kill you to ever walk In a river.

    Your Dumb Narwhal face,
    Your Nothing soul,
    Your Salty Pubic hair,
    Your Jealous A hitman assigned to kill you being...

    How could I look at another when our Stupid Cheese hate is so strong?

    I hate you, but not as much as I hate Jango
     
  19. This is really weird, like weirder than you usually are, Jack.
     
  20. Oh Noob, Noob!
    Oh Bobba-Fett, Bobba-Fett!
    I must confess,
    I still believe (still believe),
    I hate you!
    Give me a sign,
    Hand me a knife so I can kill you Bobba-Fett one more time!

    Oh Noob, Noob!
    Oh Bobba-Fett, Bobba-Fett!
    I'm addicted to you.
    Don't you know that you're Dumb!
    And I love what you do.
    Don't you know that you're Dumb!

    Oh Noob, Noob!
    Oh , !
    I think I did it again,
    I made you believe I love you,
    Oh !
    To Farm Bobba-Fett on KaW like that is just so typically me.
    Oh Noob, Noob!

    Damn!.. I did it again!
    I Tried to murder Bobba-Fett!

    Oh Noob, Noob!
    Oh , !
    I think I made you believe I like you.
    Damn!.. You think I like you.

    Oh Noob, Noob!
    I'm not that Idiot!
    You see my problem is this,
    Bobba-Fett's existence,
    Wishing To kill Bobba-Fett.

    Oh Noob, Noob!
    Oh Bobba-Fett, Bobba-Fett!
    Oh Bobba-Fett, Bobba-Fett!
    Oh , !
    Oh , !
    I must confess,
    I still believe (still believe),
    I hate you!
    Give me a sign,
    Hand me a knife so I can kill you Bobba-Fett one more time!
     
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