KNW 2nd Edition

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by Filthy_Maggot, Aug 4, 2016.

  1. I found a small baby dinosaur in my toilet, that is all.
     
  2. This is the greatest thing since sliced bread
     
  3. This made me laugh a lot
     
  4. I would have to argue the point as to Daphnia being soulless, to whit..#1.She's ginger..#2.possibly freckled.. #3.has an extremely,shall we say..tilted sense of humor.These 3 facts(presumed/alleged,) alone would be significant to assume one to be quite soulful,contrary to statements exhibited. :)
     
  5. Filthy_Maggot is illuminati.
     
  6. That's because she stole the sould of the damned.
     
  7. This is so great!

    You've made Eagle look so good (particularly his butt).

    Would love to be a part of the next interview.
     
  8. :cry: you mean I spent like 5 minutes filling out that form for no reason? :cry: :cry: there's a regen of my life that I'll never get back :(
     
  9. Huh. Cobra.
     
  10. Don't flatter yourself Charlie. No news agency wants an exclusive with some second string quarterback. Why don't you run a coffee up to your boss and ask him if he'd do it.
     
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  12. I read this 11 times.




    That is all.
     
  13. Personally I'd say Charlie is the best second string quarterback I've ever seen. Give the guy a shot.
     
  14. 4 pages reached so it's time for the rest of Cal's Interview with Eagle!
     
  15. Cal:
    So Eagle, Welcome to the show. Go on, take a seat, or just perch, whatever you birds do”
    Eagle:
    “Thank you Cal, I think I’ll just perch over here”

    Cal:
    “Whatever floats your boat eagle, now down to business...?”
    Eagle:
    “Wait, wait"

    Cal:
    ".... "
    Eagle:
    "First Cal I’d like to ask you a question, do you think I suit the colour green? I’m not convinced... does it make my butt look big?”

    Cal:
    “Well I’m probably not your best guru on fashion, but it would definitely explain why you’ve chose to perch, because you couldn’t fit in the chair”
    Eagle:
    “That was mean, I might just lock this interview because of that comment”

    Cal:
    “woah, woah someone a bit sensitive about their butt?”
    Eagle:
    “can we just move on?”

    Cal:
    “Sure, how do you respond to the accusations you were found backstage at the Lounge of Legends stripping Roni?”
    Eagle:
    “Well... She Asked For It”

    Cal
    “But still... euck. I think what we are all wondering though, is she really a girl?”
    Eagle:
    “You could probably guess, she, he is a 40 year old working as a stripper backstage to pay for his board of living in his mom and dad’s basement...100% man”

    Cal
    “And yet you still paid for the strip...”
    Eagle:
    “No comment”

    Cal:
    “Ok, well im getting shooed of stage"

    interview preformed by llllllCALIIIIII
     
  16. that new eb though
     
  17. I always suspected Roni was a man.
     
  18. If you want a job just follow for details on open positions.