Kingdom's News Weekly, KNW * With the emergence of Ata_Charlie, the community is enjoying a presence in forums and in game that has not been seen since 2010! Since his first step down from the tree, the Great Ape has made many appearance and is being regarded by some as the greatest hire of the game. Though others see him in a different light. Forum trolls, devoid of social interaction, have started a nasty rumor by calling him the next Spragga. While those under the bridge remain contempt about their believes, there are reports that some. *cough* Delta *cough* actually believe that he isn't reborn, but he is in fact the actual villain and points to the daily discount mascot, which famously is Spragga, as evidence to his assumption. * In related news, Ata_Grant has went missing in action and no one seems to care. The great ape has been the bridge between the community and the developers. His work includes posting endless repetitive events and Sharknado gifs. We only found that Ata_Grant, formerly known as kaw_community, was missing when we tripped on a log and fell under the rock that he use to live under. My sources tell me that he is not so much missing as to the fact that Ata_Miles got lonely and needed a roommate in the dungeon. * Now for the round up of what's been going on around Kaw: - AshesOfEden broke a world record this weekend for getting slapped consecutively in the face by feminist. Doctors say the whelp may scar. When our freelance reporter, SkinnyMinny asked Ashes how it felt, he attempted to look up her skirt to see of she was really a man before a lawsuit worthy beating transpired. - The Olive Officers won the ASW wars. We reached out to Red Apheriun about the wars and he said. "It was nice to get a break this weekend. Watching them hit each other instead of jumping me was a well needed rest and I can't wait until next year for these guys to hit something other than me again." - Chocolate23 is actually vanilla. No one is disappointed by the news, they just fill a bit let down. - The search continues for active moderators and Valiant Knights. They are presumed to be in hiding along with Zaft's leaderboard rankings, roni's personality, and Redstar's allies. This is Filthy Maggot signing off for the broadcast. Good Night and Good Fight!
"kaw news weekly" rolls of the tongue better. plus; as a bonus, that would be putting an acronym in an acronym.
I enjoyed this, it was good read, I do hope to see more of this to come as it's different and I like how it's put together
I'm not zaft leaderboard or Redstar. That leaves me in the elaborate nexus of Ronis personality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Kingdom name: top of this post. (Too lazy to type it out tbh) :lol: Date: isn't that also at the top of this post? :lol: How long I've played: 3 years and 3 months Which do I like most: none of the above Where does it hurt: all of the above Scale of 1-10: 1 AND 10 Reason offended: you assumed my kingdom news On a side note though, very nice thread. It's nice to see something new and actually good in the forums for a change